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Now you're overly complicating matters SnoopsFirst of all need to find your going out trousersPut those on in the right order and sitting on the edge of the bedGo out Forget walletGo back homeTrash house looking for walletFind wallet in microwaveLeave house Forget keysGo to train stationRemember it is Sunday ServiceWait for MondayGet aeroplane after giving up on trainArrive in the Isle of SkyeRealise they don't have a Tesco'sGet ferry to mainlandHitchhike to GlasgowFind a gingerbread man in a pubAsk him if he knows anywhere he can get cartridgesMan goes off whispers something into mobile that he can't understandAn hour later in the car park gets handed gun pellets and is asked for paymentPulls out Tesco's Bonus Card but dealers not impressed They dump him on wasteland commonly called EnglandHe gets a cab back to his houseCan't get in as he has no keysGoes into shed and takes out rug - pays the cab man with this . Says it's an heirloomGoes back into shed and writes invoice out with a Bic Biro
Now you're overly complicating matters SnoopsFirst of all need Nick will need to find his going out trousersPut those on in the right order and sitting on the edge of the bedGo out Forget walletGo back homeTrash house looking for walletFind wallet in microwaveLeave house Forget keysGo to train stationRemember it is Sunday ServiceWait for MondayGet aeroplane after giving up on trainArrive in the Isle of SkyeRealise they don't have a Tesco'sGet ferry to mainlandHitchhike to GlasgowFind a gingerbread man in a pubAsk him if he knows anywhere he can get cartridgesMan goes off whispers something into mobile that he can't understandAn hour later in the car park gets handed gun pellets and is asked for paymentPulls out Tesco's Bonus Card but dealers not impressed They dump him on wasteland commonly called EnglandHe gets a cab back to his houseCan't get in as he has no keysGoes into shed and takes out rug - pays the cab man with this . Says it's an heirloomGoes back into shed and writes invoice out with a Bic Biro
Is that a good thing
Miss D, sheer genius - you rival CJ and his Dippy diary.
One of my printers is an Epson with 4 carts. If one cart runs out, it wont print, whatever setting you put in
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2010, 11:01:54 AMNOW THE RED AND THE YELLOW CARTRIDGES HAVE RUN OUT WHY WON'T THE BASTARD LET ME PRINT IN BLACK? IS THERE SOME WAY OF OUTWITTING IT?Yes but you'll never manage it.
NOW THE RED AND THE YELLOW CARTRIDGES HAVE RUN OUT WHY WON'T THE BASTARD LET ME PRINT IN BLACK? IS THERE SOME WAY OF OUTWITTING IT?
I DID change the printer settings BUT THE EVIL BASTARD PRINTER STILL REFUSES TO BEHAVE
This is the new BASTARD PRINTER
Viking Direct are delivering cartridges today. Now I daren't go out
