An absurd and idiotic waste of time and money

[Nick]

Brian! Is that you?

[Miss Demeanour]

Obviously not 

[Pastis]

Anyhoo, these invoices; are you adding VAT to them? It's gone back up again doncher know 

[Grumpmeister]

Shouldn't this tale of woe be in the Computer Room? 

 

Computer or transport related woe... or just Nick!  

I've thought this for a while but wouldnt it make sense to give Nick his own room? You could even call it the Disaster Zone... 

[Uncle Mort]

Is there a cupboard under the stairs perhaps?

[Darwins Selection]

Brian! Is that you?

 

[toffee]

Brian! Is that you?

Errh!! Could be 
B.

[Nick]

You should take your e mail address out of your profile then 

[Nick]

NOW THE RED AND THE YELLOW CARTRIDGES HAVE RUN OUT   

WHY WON'T THE BASTARD LET ME PRINT IN BLACK? 

IS THERE SOME WAY OF OUTWITTING IT?

[Uncle Mort]

I take it you just didn't buy the one cartridge but stocked up a least a couple of each colour. Otherwise it really would be a idiotic waste of time and money.  

I also bought some black cartridges which I need, a copy of the new Start Trek DVD and a bottle of collapso  

But not the other colours...? 

Obviously not.

 

[Barman]

NOW THE RED AND THE YELLOW CARTRIDGES HAVE RUN OUT   

WHY WON'T THE BASTARD LET ME PRINT IN BLACK? 

IS THERE SOME WAY OF OUTWITTING IT?

 

[Miss Demeanour]

NOW THE RED AND THE YELLOW CARTRIDGES HAVE RUN OUT   

WHY WON'T THE BASTARD LET ME PRINT IN BLACK? 

IS THERE SOME WAY OF OUTWITTING IT?

[Snoopy]

NOW THE RED AND THE YELLOW CARTRIDGES HAVE RUN OUT   

WHY WON'T THE BASTARD LET ME PRINT IN BLACK? 

IS THERE SOME WAY OF OUTWITTING IT?

Yes but you'll never manage it.

Go into "Printer Settings" on your laptop and change from colour to Black. Simples really!

[Pirate]

One of my printers is an Epson with 4 carts. If one cart runs out, it wont print, whatever setting you put in

[Miss Demeanour]

Now you're overly complicating matters Snoops

First of all need Nick you will need to find your going out trousers

Put those on in the right order and sitting on the edge of the bed

Go out

Forget wallet

Go back home

Trash house looking for wallet

Find wallet in microwave

Leave house

Forget keys

Go to train station

Remember it is Sunday Service

Wait for Monday

Get aeroplane after giving up on train

Arrive in the Isle of Skye

Realise they don't have a Tesco's

Get ferry to mainland

Hitchhike to Glasgow

Find a gingerbread man in a pub

Ask him if he knows anywhere he can get cartridges

Man goes off whispers something into mobile that he can't understand

An hour later in the car park gets handed gun pellets and is asked for payment

Pulls out Tesco's Bonus Card but dealers not impressed

They dump him on wasteland commonly called England

He gets a cab back to his house

Can't get in as he has no keys

Goes into shed and takes out rug - pays the cab man with this . Says it's an heirloom

Goes back into shed and writes invoice out with a Bic Biro