O.C.D.

[Miss Demeanour]

No 

That's a recreational pastime 

[Miss Demeanour]

I like things to be in straight lines

Does that make me OCD or an addict 

[Darwins Selection]

I like things to be in straight lines

Does that make me OCD or an addict 

Are these 'things' white and powdery?

[Pirate]

I'm CDO?Its like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order

[Nick]

I like things to be in straight lines

Does that make me OCD or an addict 

Everyfink? 

[Barman]

I'm CDO?Its like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I'm CDO?Its like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order

Ahh you're ok then Pirate you have autism.












I keep drinking Pino Grigio does that count?

[Barman]

I keep drinking Pino Grigio does that count?

Do you count them now then...? 

[Pastis]

I keep drinking Pino Grigio does that count?

Do you count them now then...? 

It's the tobacco that counts... 

Dredged from the dark recesses of my memory; someone else will remember that strapline ... ?

[The Moan Ranger]

I keep drinking Pino Grigio does that count?

Do you count them now then...? 

It's the tobacco that counts... 

Dredged from the dark recesses of my memory; someone else will remember that strapline ... ?

Senior Service cigarettes? Or was it Players? 

[Pastis]

I keep drinking Pino Grigio does that count?

Do you count them now then...? 

It's the tobacco that counts... 

Dredged from the dark recesses of my memory; someone else will remember that strapline ... ?

Senior Service cigarettes? Or was it Players? 

Had to look it up; clearly compulsive 
http://www.headington.org.uk/adverts/cigars_cigarettes_tobacco.htm

Players cigarettes
Players please!
And afterwards, a Players:
It?s the tobacco that counts.

[Barman]

I keep drinking Pino Grigio does that count?

Do you count them now then...? 

It's the tobacco that counts... 

Dredged from the dark recesses of my memory; someone else will remember that strapline ... ?

Senior Service cigarettes? Or was it Players? 

Had to look it up; clearly compulsive 
http://www.headington.org.uk/adverts/cigars_cigarettes_tobacco.htm

Players cigarettes
Players please!
And afterwards, a Players:
It?s the tobacco that counts.

And what was "they're toasted"? 

[Nick]

As TMR knows I had some temp jobs at Player's. One October I weas given the job of sweeping up all the autumn leaves off the floor and then dusting all the muck of the pipes.

They used the sweepings to make No. 6 fags   

[Pastis]

I keep drinking Pino Grigio does that count?

Do you count them now then...? 

It's the tobacco that counts... 

Dredged from the dark recesses of my memory; someone else will remember that strapline ... ?

Senior Service cigarettes? Or was it Players? 

Had to look it up; clearly compulsive 
http://www.headington.org.uk/adverts/cigars_cigarettes_tobacco.htm

Players cigarettes
Players please!
And afterwards, a Players:
It?s the tobacco that counts.

And what was "they're toasted"? 

Lucky Strike 

[Barman]

I keep drinking Pino Grigio does that count?

Do you count them now then...? 

It's the tobacco that counts... 

Dredged from the dark recesses of my memory; someone else will remember that strapline ... ?

Senior Service cigarettes? Or was it Players? 

Had to look it up; clearly compulsive 
http://www.headington.org.uk/adverts/cigars_cigarettes_tobacco.htm

Players cigarettes
Players please!
And afterwards, a Players:
It?s the tobacco that counts.

And what was "they're toasted"? 

Lucky Strike 

Wrong!

It was Don Draper...