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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Heart Attack
« on: February 03, 2010, 04:24:19 PM »
Miss D's official Anti Valentine's day thread

I don't want to see any more stuffed , paper or chocolate hearts in every shop window  censored:

Some silly bint was  wailing into her phone this morning about how she wasn't going to have one this year  ( a Valentine that is ) and how her friends kept asking her knowing this was the case, they were just trying to rub it in etc etc etc. Path of the course for a teen you may think . She must have been thirty odd if she was a day  eeek:

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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 04:27:53 PM »
Killjoy.


Just think how many John Terry will get!
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 04:28:08 PM »
Valentine...?  rubschin:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2010, 04:29:32 PM »
A few days after LL's birthday BM - you know February the month of the double whammy for you .

I do hope you're prepared  whistle:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2010, 04:30:23 PM »
Quote from: tel on February 03, 2010, 04:27:53 PM
Killjoy.


Just think how many John Terry will get!

 lol:

I certainly wouldn't eat any chocolates he got sent  scared2:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2010, 04:30:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 03, 2010, 04:29:32 PM
A few days after LL's birthday BM - you know February the month of the double whammy for you .

I do hope you're prepared  whistle:

Wedding anniversary too... easy to remember like... no reason to forget...  redface:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2010, 04:31:45 PM »
There's been a little Valentines display in our village shop for a week or so already.

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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2010, 04:32:37 PM »
I went to the pet shop today - even they had a mahoosive display of cards and cuddly shite...  noooo:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2010, 04:32:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2010, 04:30:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 03, 2010, 04:29:32 PM
A few days after LL's birthday BM - you know February the month of the double whammy for you .

I do hope you're prepared  whistle:

Wedding anniversary too... easy to remember like... no reason to forget...  redface:

The Holy Trinity then ...best dust the wallet off  whistle:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2010, 04:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 03, 2010, 04:32:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2010, 04:30:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 03, 2010, 04:29:32 PM
A few days after LL's birthday BM - you know February the month of the double whammy for you .

I do hope you're prepared  whistle:

Wedding anniversary too... easy to remember like... no reason to forget...  redface:

The Holy Trinity then ...best dust the wallet off  whistle:

Loadsa time yet...
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2010, 04:39:45 PM »
You wanna see the Valentine tat in Poundland.

Give that to somebody, and a slap will be the least you can expect.
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2010, 04:41:09 PM »
Quote from: tel on February 03, 2010, 04:39:45 PM
You wanna see the Valentine tat in Poundland.

Give that to somebody, and a slap will be the least you can expect.

Poundland...?  rubschin:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2010, 04:46:45 PM »
I once made the mistake of posting a Valentine's card to an ex . He had returned from abroad and was staying at his parents

I forgot he had the same initial as his dad  redface:

His dad opened it  ( thinking it was from his wife ) and it said on the front something along the lines of  "On this special day I have 3 little words to tell you "

Then you opened it up and inside was very rude  redface: redface: redface:

It was most definitely not from his wife
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2010, 04:56:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 03, 2010, 04:46:45 PM
I once made the mistake of posting a Valentine's card to an ex . He had returned from abroad and was staying at his parents

I forgot he had the same initial as his dad  redface:

His dad opened it  ( thinking it was from his wife ) and it said on the front something along the lines of  "On this special day I have 3 little words to tell you "

Then you opened it up and inside was very rude  redface: redface: redface:

It was most definitely not from his wife

You sent the card to your ex...?  rubschin:
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2010, 04:56:35 PM »
Many moons ago, I was sent one and the ex went ballistic.

Never did find out who sent it, but think it may have been one of her sisters..
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