Noisy Birds

[Nick]

Now the snow has all gone they are all tweeting like nutters. Worst are the mating pigeons. Courtship rituals (on my fence  ) are tedious in the extreme.

It's tweet and chirrup and tweet all effing day long. Deafening. Flying bastards.Oh yes, you want my bread and stuff, but if I come out and wave my arms about you just go up onto the TV aerials and do all that strutting about with your wings out stuff. Thank God hooman courtship is simpler.

OH 

[Barman]

Now the snow has all gone they are all tweeting like nutters. Worst are the mating pigeons. Courtship rituals (on my fence  ) are tedious in the extreme.

It's tweet and chirrup and tweet all effing day long. Deafening. Flying bastards.Oh yes, you want my bread and stuff, but if I come out and wave my arms about you just go up onto the TV aerials and do all that strutting about with your wings out stuff. Thank God hooman courtship is simpler.

OH 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

[Miss Demeanour]

Not me and Miss C then  - phew

I detest pigeons with a vengeance 

[Nick]

You can eat them apparently. Anyone got a gun? 

[tel]

Be grateful that the parakeets haven't reached you yet.

[Pastis]

Be grateful that the parakeets haven't reached you yet.

Exactly!

Play this link then imagine x10 louder, x8 of them all at once, and then think kids party and loads of additives in the soft drinks 

http://www.lisashea.com/petinfo/keets/audio/keets2.wav

In fact I might even download the .wav file and tinker with it in Audacity to replicate the din 

[GROWLER]

I luv ALL berds EXCEPT Magpies.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Not me and Miss C then  - phew

I detest pigeons with a vengeance 

I think that we are quite dechorus Miss D



What is it about pigeons, don't mind eating them but like you detest them along with magpies

[Pirate]

I hate them freaking seagulls

[Nick]

And they steal your lunch 

[Just One More]

Must be a scouse thing 

[Snoopy]

Wood Pigeon cooks and tastes nice ~ City Pigeons taste

[tel]

Wood Pigeon cooks and tastes nice ~ City Pigeons taste

Only eat the ones that coo. Simples.

[tel]

I luv ALL berds EXCEPT Magpies.

I like most birds except crows.

Why are there so many of them now?
The worse this country gets, the more crows you see.

[Snoopy]

The golden eagles are back on the farm today hunting hares. I've just spent the last 40 minutes watching them work 

Oh to soar like an eagle 

It is just about impossible to soar like an eagle ~ when you are surrounded by turkeys