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Irritatingly cryptic messages
« on: February 08, 2010, 11:28:27 AM »
1. I get a call from BT and decide to ignore it. They leave a voice mail. I check it . It says "C 26"  rubschin:

2. Mrs Nick calls and leaves a message. Can I call here asap as she has some "news" for me  rubschin:

I call. Her mobile is off and her workphone voice mail is on.  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

WHAT FOOKING NEWS?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 11:33:56 AM »
She is about to tell you she is up the duff.  point:
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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 11:38:53 AM »
 eeek:
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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 11:49:43 AM »
Don't panic ~ knowing wimmin it'll be some minor domestic matter that she has already resolved but will ask your opinion on just for the sake of telling you how wrong you are.
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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 11:52:59 AM »
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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 11:54:06 AM »
Nope. It seems TWO friends have died  sad24:

Claire (mother of The Boy's mate Gwynneth) aged 41: brain haemhorrage (sp?)

Jenny (mother of two) aged 44: Heart attack. Growler knows Jenny, he rented land off her husband.....
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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 11:55:48 AM »
Terrible news ~ early 40s as well.  noooo:

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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 11:56:41 AM »
That's sad. Sorry for taking the p*ss now  redface:
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2010, 11:57:32 AM »
Bloody hell...  redface:
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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2010, 12:14:02 PM »
Fear not chaps, I didn't know and you didn't know. That's three I have lost this year  sad32:

I missed the first funeral cos of the weather and will miss these two by virtue of being abroad. Phone calls have been made to two very shocked men  noooo:
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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2010, 01:08:45 PM »
Blimey - that's a bit of a shocker  eeek:

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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2010, 02:39:24 PM »
 eeek: Good grief that's not good.
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Re: Irritatingly cryptic messages
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2010, 10:56:53 PM »
Nope. It seems TWO friends have died  sad24:

Claire (mother of The Boy's mate Gwynneth) aged 41: brain haemhorrage (sp?)

Jenny (mother of two) aged 44: Heart attack. Growler knows Jenny, he rented land off her husband.....

Indeed. Pleasant unpretentious woman for all her wealth too.