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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #60 on: July 12, 2007, 02:37:13 PM »
Spybot S&D has its uses too - finds stuff that AVG doesn't and it's free.

Nobody has replied to my plea about the Excel thingy...anybody, anybody, Bueller?

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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #61 on: July 12, 2007, 03:21:24 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2007, 01:19:41 PM
There are only 10 types of people who understand binary...
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #62 on: July 12, 2007, 03:25:16 PM »
Glad I didn't make it octal or hex.
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #63 on: July 12, 2007, 03:37:35 PM »
Quote from: tel on July 12, 2007, 03:25:16 PM
Glad I didn't make it octal or hex.

Ah yes, the Hexadecimal film favourites:

"The A Commandments", "Oceans B", "The Dirty C", "Friday the Dth" and of course "The 27 Steps" ::)
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #64 on: July 12, 2007, 03:46:37 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 03:37:35 PM
Quote from: tel on July 12, 2007, 03:25:16 PM
Glad I didn't make it octal or hex.

Ah yes, the Hexadecimal film favourites:

"The A Commandments", "Oceans B", "The Dirty C", "Friday the Dth" and of course "The 27 Steps" ::)
Nice one  drumroll:
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #65 on: July 12, 2007, 04:13:35 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 03:37:35 PM
Quote from: tel on July 12, 2007, 03:25:16 PM
Glad I didn't make it octal or hex.

Ah yes, the Hexadecimal film favourites:

"The A Commandments", "Oceans B", "The Dirty C", "Friday the Dth" and of course "The 27 Steps" ::)

For that one, you get the clap - you have now officially redeemed yourself.
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #66 on: July 12, 2007, 04:29:48 PM »
He gets "the clap"!?

Shouldn't this be a a "virus" thread?
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #67 on: July 12, 2007, 04:32:09 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2007, 04:29:48 PM
He gets "the clap"!?

Shouldn't this be a a "virus" thread?


No, the clap comes from bacteria - I am reliably informed it is a type of camel, so best steer clear of them if you don't want nasty diseases!
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #68 on: July 12, 2007, 04:36:07 PM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 12, 2007, 04:32:09 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2007, 04:29:48 PM
He gets "the clap"!?

Shouldn't this be a a "virus" thread?


No, the clap comes from bacteria - I am reliably informed it is a type of camel, so best steer clear of them if you don't want nasty diseases!

The camel is a noble beast
He's large and rather hairy
And when he's only got one hump
He's called a Dromedary

You will note that I have avoided all mention of Camels Toes ~ I'll leave that for Berek.
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #69 on: July 12, 2007, 04:39:41 PM »
You know too much Beagle...
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #70 on: July 12, 2007, 04:41:32 PM »
I've given you the clap too. 8)
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #71 on: July 12, 2007, 05:00:22 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 04:36:07 PM
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 12, 2007, 04:32:09 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2007, 04:29:48 PM
He gets "the clap"!?

Shouldn't this be a a "virus" thread?


No, the clap comes from bacteria - I am reliably informed it is a type of camel, so best steer clear of them if you don't want nasty diseases!

The camel is a noble beast
He's large and rather hairy
And when he's only got one hump
He's called a Dromedary

He lives his life in desert climes
It's very hot and sandy,
If the wind blows from the South
It makes his gait quite bandy.
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #72 on: July 13, 2007, 12:15:26 AM »
I use Adobe Acrobat to make .pdf files  -  As nature intended...    whistle:

No, I didn't mean Adobe Acrobat reader!


Serif do quite a good cheap .pdf writer - if you have the stamina to engage one of their telesales people to insist you want the old one and not the expensive new one.  surrender:

But they are 0800 ...
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #73 on: July 13, 2007, 12:18:27 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2007, 01:19:41 PM


Anybody fancy answering a particularly annoying Excel problem I have come up against? No? Thought not  sad24:

Oh, go on then... lets have a laugh  whistle:  whilst we fix it...
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Re: I've just de-fragmented
« Reply #74 on: July 13, 2007, 10:12:16 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 13, 2007, 12:18:27 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2007, 01:19:41 PM


Anybody fancy answering a particularly annoying Excel problem I have come up against? No? Thought not  sad24:

Oh, go on then... lets have a laugh  whistle:  whilst we fix it...

Who's "we"?
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