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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2010, 10:24:16 AM »
Broken ankle though. They take ages to heal  noooo:
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2010, 10:37:59 AM »
Good grief did you have a pool party without the water like? whistle:
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2010, 11:01:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2010, 10:24:16 AM
Broken ankle though. They take ages to heal  noooo:

Fractured I think... and the leg-bone...

Temporary cast at the moment - back on Friday for a proper cast and then 6-8 weeks of slavery for me...  noooo:
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2010, 11:02:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 09, 2010, 10:37:59 AM
Good grief did you have a pool party without the water like? whistle:

She fractured the same ankle three years ago by jumping in the pool on her burfday....  noooo:
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2010, 11:02:34 AM »
So how did she do it then?
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2010, 11:06:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2010, 11:02:34 AM
So how did she do it then?

I just freaking PM'd you all the gory details!  cussing:
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2010, 11:08:21 AM »
We all deserve to know about this absurdly expensive dog related accident  angel1
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2010, 11:32:39 AM »
Not gloat goat related then. noooo:
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2010, 11:33:50 AM »
They should just start their own animal sanctuary/Korean restaurant  noooo:
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2010, 11:39:23 AM »
Wouldn't that involve eating LL's damaged parts?  sick2: I am sure that LL is lovely but even so...
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2010, 11:46:56 AM »
We were rescuing a dog that had been dumped in our road - very frightened....

We couldn't get near it for the past couple of weeks but we've been leaving food out and last night it wandered into next door's garden...

So, today we went round to pick up the dog and take it to the animal shelter. LL picked it up then promptly fell over on the slippery drive (I feel a compo claim coming on)... Luckily the dog was fine...  whistle:

LL had five X-Rays, plus a visit to the orthopaedic surgeon, temporary plaster and ?330 out of my wallet...  noooo:
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2010, 11:51:14 AM »
Presumably the permanent plaster is even more expensive. Can't you do a DIY job with your angle grinder and some concrete?
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2010, 11:52:50 AM »
Of course you have health insurance that you can claim against. noooo:
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2010, 11:58:39 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2010, 11:51:14 AM
Presumably the permanent plaster is even more expensive. Can't you do a DIY job with your angle grinder and some concrete?

apparently not - I already suggested it...  redface:
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Re: Happy Burfday LL
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2010, 11:59:48 AM »
Fill her up with collapso (use funnel if necessary) and do it anyway, you know it makes sense
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