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Offline beerhead

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Sunday may be a carnival but last Saturday wasn't.

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As ever it was a game for the purists -blood, guts, red cards - and a frustrating result whistle:
B.

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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I suspect not so much clutching as hiding ~ sorry but once you've seen one set you've seen 'em all really.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Bugger, that puts paid to my latest game then.  Hang on a minute you chaps don't stop looking at breasts just because you have seen one pair....
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Well, even with your limited experience you will have noticed that they don't vary much.

Breasts on the other hand come in an infinite variety of shapes and sizes.
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That may be so but why do you chaps carry on looking at breasts  then?
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They're just interesting ~ nothing more than that I can assure you.

If all the wimmin in the world walked around bare breasted but with little cones over their noses within a few years men would be saying "Cor, did you see the nose on that!" and no man would give a damn about breasts. It's just the way we are.
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Oh OK
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Legs and bums on the other hand are quite a different matter. eyes:
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As ever it was a game for the purists -blood, guts, red cards - and a frustrating result whistle:
B.

Where's me ruddy 40 line post gone ey?  Banghead

Someone's gubbing me posts before they get printed/whetevered in here. WHO!? cussing:
« Last Edit: February 09, 2010, 07:39:05 PM by GROWLER »

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I see your spandex man and raise it to:

MICHELIN MAN

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Any'ow, enough of this flippancy.  ::) Serious stuff to be discussed 'ere.

Is the make and model of his car forthcoming yet then MD?
Most important, and a great ice breaker for conversation. You'll have to read up on some mechanical stuff though like, and learn all about tappets, cams, pistons and timing.
He'll be well impressed with your keen interest. happy088
 I like wimmin who know about mechanical things and are not afraid to 'muck in' and get their paws dirty. Shows great character in a generally male dominated environment.



July is defo. out btw.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2010, 09:41:54 PM by GROWLER »

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Not July then lol:

Next time I see him I will ask him about all things mechanical and tell him I'm not afraid to get mucky....and that will impress him you say  rubschin:
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Not July then lol:

Next time I see him I will ask him about all things mechanical and tell him I'm not afraid to get mucky....and that will impress him you say  rubschin:

Depends in what context you say it like.  ::)
I'd be well impressed, yes.