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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2010, 02:51:22 PM »
I spect the air would turn blue if he did that  noooo:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2010, 02:56:19 PM »
Can you not paint her cast blue  rubschin:

I have some  Midnight Blue from the minema....  rubschin:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2010, 02:59:26 PM »
Can you not paint her cast blue  rubschin:

Has she written a play?
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2010, 03:00:20 PM »
Can you not paint her cast blue  rubschin:

Has she written a play?

Indeed - it's a tragedy  lol:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2010, 03:00:35 PM »
SHe must have plenty of suitable material for a farce  noooo:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2010, 03:02:24 PM »
Can you not paint her cast blue  rubschin:

I have some  Midnight Blue from the minema....  rubschin:

 rubschin:  And then you wouldn't be able to see her leg if she were down in the Minema; it would sort of blend into the background, like
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2010, 03:08:24 PM »
SHe must have plenty of suitable material for a farce  noooo:

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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2010, 03:30:11 PM »
Anyhoo...

It is apparently my wedding anniversary today...

LL tells me is is 'Sapphire' - i told her I'd buy a new stylus for the record player then....  happy001

Er, that's 45 years isn't it?

Will make you at least 60!

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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2010, 03:38:15 PM »
Anyhoo...

It is apparently my wedding anniversary today...

LL tells me is is 'Sapphire' - i told her I'd buy a new stylus for the record player then....  happy001

Er, that's 45 years isn't it?

Will make you at least 60!

 eeek:

I've been stitched up!  cussing:

Good job I didn't buy anything - even a card - then....  whistle:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2010, 04:02:53 PM »
How many broken legs can you cope with in one household ? scared2:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2010, 04:05:29 PM »
How many broken legs can you cope with in one household ? scared2:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2010, 04:10:44 PM »
Anyhoo...

It is apparently my wedding anniversary today...

LL tells me is is 'Sapphire' - i told her I'd buy a new stylus for the record player then....  happy001

Er, that's 45 years isn't it?

Will make you at least 60!

Either that or he was forced into marriage at the tender age of 5  rubschin:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2010, 04:12:32 PM »
Didn't they give you the little book that comes with the marriage licence?
Has lists of important survival stuff like wedding anniversaries etc.
A bit like the highway code.

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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2010, 04:12:57 PM »
15th Wedding Anniversary
Crystal is the primary material for the fifteenth anniversary with glass as the modern material



A wine glass then will suffice  ;)
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