Winter Olympics

[Barman]

and a bog roll 

 

Friendly rabbits suffice.

Are they friendly after tho... 

In my furry belly they are , yes.....mmmmmm, yumpster. Fully washed and skinned first like though, oh yes.
One gulp raw too.

You wipe your arse on them and then eat them...? 

[GROWLER]

WASH them first.
Do keep up and p'raps clean yer glasses ey BM.  

However,and in your defence, I do fully appreciate you've got quite a bit on yer paws presently.

I'm off to the woods now anyway.

[Pastis]

   

[Barman]

   

I'd do that! 

[Miss Demeanour]

I'd push you 

[Barman]

I'd push you 

I'd let you! 

[Pastis]

And look what happened... the pillock looked up, flew off the track and hit an upright at 92 MPH   

[Barman]

And look what happened... the pillock looked up, flew off the track and hit an upright at 92 MPH   

Quick way to go tho... 

[GROWLER]

And look what happened... the pillock looked up, flew off the track and hit an upright at 92 MPH  

Quick way to go tho...  

Best way to go too ey?  

Which would you rather, dying in a NHS hossy in probable agony for weeks on end with tubes sticking out of every orifice, or dying instantly doing something you enjoy?

Don't mean to sound too flippant about this, more matter of fact tbqh, but we've probably all had to go through seeing someone near and dear suffering, and I tell you, it scares the living shit out of me, BIG time.
Massive 'eart attack and coughing me clogs there and then climbing 'me 'ill' will do for me when the time finally arrives.

[Nick]

Or we could arrange to have you shot. As a surprise, like 

[Barman]

And look what happened... the pillock looked up, flew off the track and hit an upright at 92 MPH  

Quick way to go tho...  

Best way to go too ey?  

Which would you rather, dying in a NHS hossy in probable agony for weeks on end with tubes sticking out of every orifice, or dying instantly doing something you enjoy?

Don't mean to sound too flippant about this, more matter of fact tbqh, but we've probably all had to go through seeing someone near and dear suffering, and I tell you, it scares the living shit out of me, BIG time.
Massive 'eart attack and coughing me clogs there and then climbing 'me 'ill' will do for me when the time finally arrives.

Agreed...

The wonders of modern medical science mean that most of us will live long enough to die a prolonged and agonising death from cancer or pass away with dementia in a care home with nurses having to feed us and wipe our arse.

Not for me... 

[Pirate]

Or we could arrange to have you shot. As a surprise, like 

Have gun, will travel

[Tipsy Gipsy]

There is always the one way trip to Switzerland option, could combine it with skiing. 

[Darwins Selection]

. . nurses having to feed us and wipe our arse.

Not all bad then?

[Barman]

. . nurses having to feed us and wipe our arse.

Not all bad then?

 

Ask Snoopy....