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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #180 on: February 21, 2010, 06:30:37 PM »
An eruption of volcanic proportions  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #181 on: February 21, 2010, 06:31:14 PM »
One can hope  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #182 on: February 21, 2010, 06:35:16 PM »
If the nozzle is small and the flow rate limited then then expect nothing more than a minor dribble - which, let's be honest, may have already occured...
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #183 on: February 21, 2010, 06:35:44 PM »
Leave my nozzle out of this  evil:
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #184 on: February 21, 2010, 06:38:22 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 21, 2010, 06:35:16 PM
If the nozzle is small and the flow rate limited then then expect nothing more than a minor dribble - which, let's be honest, may have already occured...

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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #185 on: February 21, 2010, 06:39:01 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 21, 2010, 06:35:16 PM
If the nozzle is small and the flow rate limited then then expect nothing more than a minor dribble - which, let's be honest, may have already occured...

AAhhh the ol spit roasting  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #186 on: February 21, 2010, 10:14:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2010, 02:16:19 PM
Quote from: Pirate on February 21, 2010, 02:13:11 PM


And then Nick wakes up...



Oh the reality of that picture has just lost me me 'bits'!! happy001

Absolutely hilarious BM. I can just picture it too funnily enough.  happy088
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #187 on: February 22, 2010, 09:03:41 AM »
Off to the safety of my hotel today
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #188 on: February 22, 2010, 09:50:36 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #189 on: February 22, 2010, 09:56:24 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #190 on: February 23, 2010, 01:33:22 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #191 on: February 23, 2010, 01:45:08 PM »
I've just had ANOTHER bloody text off him.
Why is he so insistant on sending me his rambling shite info that I'm most definately NOT remotely interested in ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't ask me what it said anyway, as I deleted it as soon as received, as I do all his texts now.  ::)

Problee on a bus or a plane or summat. Who actually cares ey, who?  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #192 on: February 23, 2010, 02:22:57 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 23, 2010, 01:45:08 PM
I've just had ANOTHER bloody text off him.
Why is he so insistant on sending me his rambling shite info that I'm most definately NOT remotely interested in ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't ask me what it said anyway, as I deleted it as soon as received, as I do all his texts now.  ::)

Problee on a bus or a plane or summat. Who actually cares ey, who?  noooo:

I hope he isn't stuck down a well or summat and needing your help....  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #193 on: February 23, 2010, 02:34:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2010, 02:22:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 23, 2010, 01:45:08 PM
I've just had ANOTHER bloody text off him.
Why is he so insistant on sending me his rambling shite info that I'm most definately NOT remotely interested in ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't ask me what it said anyway, as I deleted it as soon as received, as I do all his texts now.  ::)

Problee on a bus or a plane or summat. Who actually cares ey, who?  noooo:

I hope he isn't stuck down a well or summat and needing your help....  noooo:

Whatever it is, it'll be a total and gross exageration of the true facts. FACT! Banghead
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Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
« Reply #194 on: February 23, 2010, 09:10:01 PM »
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

I seem to be back (no fooking thanks to the fooking french air traffic controllers). Christ, it's cold here surrender:
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