The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters

[Miss Demeanour]

All of the above ...only cos she is in mega trouble with me and is being best pals with nanny to get the sympathy vote 

[GROWLER]

All of the above ...only cos she is in mega trouble with me and is being best pals with nanny to get the sympathy vote 

Indeed. But surely you already knew that you are srictly and most definately NOT allowed under any circumstances whatsoever EVER to be seen to be even remotely enjoying yourself in any shape or form if you have kids, especially teenage ones.
You did bring it on a bit yerself though allowing personal training massage lycra metro man in to your house when you knew the Brat was due back.
Wimmin love tittle tattle, that's why she's snitched on you to her gran.
Many points to be earned, but surely you already knew this, being a wumman like? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I hear what you are saying oh mighty wise bear - but you know what ...I will enjoy myself how and when I want.

The teenager will be embarrassedd of the parent whatever they do - so I may as well give them enough material for many sessions with their counsel 

[Nick]

WHy is everyone talking like a foreigner? 

[Miss Demeanour]

To help 'ease you in ' for your holiday

[Nick]

2 more sleeps 

[GROWLER]

2 more sleeps 

Christ almighty. THAT many?

That's infantile kids talk btw, 'sleeps', give me bloody strength.

What a total and utter dork you are anyway ey? WHO in their right mind would want to go away on holiday when the kids are on half term ey, who?
Oh you, of course, naturally. Plank of the north.

Hope your plane is full of puking screaming overely excited sprogs kicking the back of your chair.
Don't suppose you considered taking 'the Boy' with you by any chance did you?

[Nick]

Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone 

[Barman]

Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone 

The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...? 

[Nick]

Not on Tuesday. All the brats fly out this weekend. 

[Barman]

Not on Tuesday. All the brats fly out this weekend. 

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[Nick]

Will you be on the same plane? 

[Barman]

Will you be on the same plane? 

No, I will be in Cyprus... in the sun like.... 

[GROWLER]

Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone 

The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...? 

Oh, and don't forget the check in desk, oh, and the departure lounge, oh and the queing up to get on the plane, oh and the fighting to actually get in your seat amongst fighting screaming sprogs, oh, and then the distict possibility of having the pleasure of travelling with a sprog or blue rinsed old biddy sitting alongside you that can't shut up for 2/3/whatever hours, oh, THE joy!

[Barman]

Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone 

The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...? 

Oh, and don't forget the check in desk, oh, and the departure lounge, oh and the queing up to get on the plane, oh and the fighting to actually get in your seat amongst fighting screaming sprogs, oh, and then the distict possibility of having the pleasure of travelling with a sprog or blue rinsed old biddy sitting alongside you that can't shut up for 2/3/whatever hours, oh, THE joy!

And the inevitable delays...