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Offline Uncle Mort

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The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« on: February 15, 2010, 11:10:17 AM »
Just had a call from the hospital ~ 10th March   scared2:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2010, 11:11:48 AM »
You'll be fine Uncle...

Keep reading this site - you won't split your stitches laughing that's for sure...  ;)
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 11:25:19 AM »
You are bound to be a bit worried Uncle   happy100

Would it worry you even more if we said we will visit with flowers and chocolates  scared2:

Make sure you are fully fit before even considering going back to work tho  nonono:

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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 11:47:09 AM »
HOw long will you be in for?
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 12:06:49 PM »
About a week or so in hospital, then for the first week at home I'm not allowed to do anything ~ my brother's moving in to wait on me hand and foot   happy088

Then up to six weeks convalesce.

Not even allowed to drive  eeek:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 12:08:14 PM »
Best of luck old chap; I'm sure it'll go fine.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 12:09:16 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 15, 2010, 12:06:49 PM
About a week or so in hospital, then for the first week at home I'm not allowed to do anything ~ my brother's moving in to wait on me hand and foot   happy088

Then up to six weeks convalesce.

Not even allowed to drive  eeek:

We shall come to visit. Miss D can organise the charabanc. I shall bring fireworks  razz:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 12:26:22 PM »
I have a pre-admission appointment next week, I shall ask the surgeon if such a visit is advisable.  ;)
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 12:39:43 PM »
Don't tell them where you live Uncle...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 04:08:21 PM »
Good luck UM.

Remember, the fear is in the anticipation, not the action.

They do stuff like this every day and it hardly ever gets in the news.  ;)
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 04:11:02 PM »
Yes, my BIL is a hospital doctor and it's all routine to him. Mind you, the stories he tells about goings on and cock ups in operating theatres would make your hair curl (BM excepted obviously)
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 04:16:52 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 04:17:38 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 15, 2010, 04:16:52 PM
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I should video the whole event Uncle... just in case like....  scared2:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2010, 04:18:26 PM »
Don't worry Uncle. I will tell you all about his stories after you are home. In any case he only works on Liverpudlian brains, so he can't do much harm 
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2010, 04:31:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 15, 2010, 04:18:26 PM
Don't worry Uncle. I will tell you all about his stories after you are home. In any case he only works on Liverpudlian brains, so he can't do much harm 

Micro-surgeon eh?
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