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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2010, 08:31:34 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2010, 04:31:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 15, 2010, 04:18:26 PM
Don't worry Uncle. I will tell you all about his stories after you are home. In any case he only works on Liverpudlian brains, so he can't do much harm  

Micro-surgeon eh?


Absolutely hilarious. well done!!! happy001












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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2010, 08:32:10 PM »
Hope the op. goes ok for you.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2010, 04:31:37 PM »
Right, back from the pre-op appointment and have signed the consent form.

Surgeon: "I have to tell you there's a 5-10% of..."

waits for me to say "death?"  eeek:

Actually it's the chances of something going wrong up to and including the clog popping option.

Let's hope he knows what he's doing  scared2:



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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2010, 04:45:06 PM »
I'm sure you'll be fine.

I once had a conversation with a cardiologist about angiograms ~ where they go in to the groin and pass a catheter through the main artery all the way to the heart and then take pictures or carry out other procedures such as stenting/angioplasty etc.
He told me that one in three has a "complication" .... he was about to perform the fourth one I underwent  eeek:

We discussed, as he carried out the op, the fact that like tossing a coin the odds return to zero each time.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2010, 04:55:37 PM »
I sure I'll be fine as well.

After all the discussions about the procedure and the recovery and a visit to the ITU ward it brought back memories of my previous op.

As I walked out of the hospital I felt oddly detached from reality. The feeling has only just gone.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2010, 04:58:56 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2010, 04:55:37 PM
I sure I'll be fine as well.

After all the discussions about the procedure and the recovery and a visit to the ITU ward it brought back memories of my previous op.

As I walked out of the hospital I felt oddly detached from reality. The feeling has only just gone.

And so you logged-in here...  lol:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2010, 05:05:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2010, 04:58:56 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2010, 04:55:37 PM
I sure I'll be fine as well.

After all the discussions about the procedure and the recovery and a visit to the ITU ward it brought back memories of my previous op.

As I walked out of the hospital I felt oddly detached from reality. The feeling has only just gone.

And so you logged-in here...  lol:

. . . and reality fades yet again.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2010, 05:23:51 PM »
Anyhoo Uncle...

Enough of all this medical malarkey...  ::)

What were the nurses like, eh, EH?  eyes:

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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2010, 09:22:30 PM »
If she turne d up to tend him he'd have a heart attack

Oh  redface:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2010, 09:46:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2010, 09:22:30 PM
If she turne d up to tend him he'd have a heart attack

Oh  redface:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Nick is back!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2010, 11:48:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2010, 09:46:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2010, 09:22:30 PM
If she turne d up to tend him he'd have a heart attack

Oh  redface:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Nick is back!  cloud9:

Great. ::)
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2010, 09:54:36 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2010, 05:23:51 PM
Anyhoo Uncle...

Enough of all this medical malarkey...  ::)

What were the nurses like, eh, EH?  eyes:



Nothing like her.  cry:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2010, 04:09:02 PM »
Has anyone heard?  scared2:

He will need food parcels
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2010, 05:07:15 PM »
I seem to be in hospital
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2010, 05:10:06 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 09, 2010, 05:07:15 PM
I seem to be in hospital

And the nurses...?  eyes:
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