The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread

[Uncle Mort]

Initial nurse report ~ small and rotund.  

[Barman]

never mind...

How are you anyway...? 

Did you know (I guess not) that you are the third VP member to use that IP address...? 

Can your ticker stand interesting facts such as that? 

[Nick]

Small and rotund like Miss D?

Do you need food?

[Darwins Selection]

Initial nurse report ~ small and rotund.  

So you have arrived and are 'connected' then?

Wonderful technology.


We shall continue to try and avoid making you laugh when the stitches are fresh. 

[Nick]

We should soon a open a special new Stitch Splitting Jokes thread. I have low hopes 

[Pirate]

I seem to be in hospital

Good luck...Can I use the new Jag, just while you're in there like, well until you go back to work?

[Uncle Mort]

Miss D is small and rotund?

Have ordered dinner ~ Chilli con carne and rice.

I've been chatting to the anesthetist, also the lovely Natelie (french) from the guch clinic.  

[Nick]

Guch? Is that a typo?

[Uncle Mort]

Grown Up Congenital Heart ~ GUCH

[Nick]

And French Natalie  ?

How is her bedside manner?

[Uncle Mort]

perfect

[Nick]

What's her number?

[Uncle Mort]

You'd think I divulge it.
 
She's promised to visit me in ITU after the op.  - only trouble is I wont be looking my best.

[Uncle Mort]

Op tomorrow at 08:30 ~ might log in later this evening, if not see you all on the other side (so to speak)

Thanks for all the kind wishes.

[Miss Demeanour]

Small and rotund like Miss D?

You may be requiring an operation of your own soon