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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2010, 07:56:49 PM »
Following the careful attention of your PT I am sure you are now svelte and fit





























And knackered and sweaty  noooo:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2010, 08:03:09 PM »
If only I was your ideal wumman  - my life would be perfect then  happy001
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #47 on: March 09, 2010, 08:11:59 PM »
Do you like All Bran?
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #48 on: March 09, 2010, 09:25:40 PM »
Good luck UM (if you read this before the morning)
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #49 on: March 09, 2010, 11:28:23 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2010, 09:25:40 PM
Good luck UM (if you read this before the morning)

Is this what operations under the guidance of our great NHS are now coming down to?
GOOD LUCK? eeek:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2010, 05:32:37 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 09, 2010, 11:28:23 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2010, 09:25:40 PM
Good luck UM (if you read this before the morning)

Is this what operations under the guidance of our great NHS are now coming down to?
GOOD LUCK? eeek:

It can't but help can it...?  noooo:

Did you see the guy that died of dehydration in an NHS hospital the other day...?  eeek:

They wouldn't give him any water so he called the police on his mobile but the staff insisted he was okay!  eeek:

Next day he was brown bread....  noooo:

I'm sure that is um, and isolated incident tho Uncle.....  redface:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #51 on: March 10, 2010, 11:53:43 AM »
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2010, 02:13:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 10, 2010, 11:53:43 AM
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I know!  eeek:

take your own food and water if you ever get called up like....  noooo:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #53 on: March 12, 2010, 10:44:20 AM »
Hey Unc


Here's hoping you are recovering well

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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2010, 07:10:02 PM »
I seemed to have survived.

Feel like shite at the  moment, but all my lines, monitors etc have been removed.

God! even typing hurts.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2010, 08:15:46 PM »
Good to see you here Uncle. Onwards and upwards  happy088
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2010, 08:24:17 PM »
Well done Mort! Hope yoiu have a speedy recovery
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2010, 08:40:41 PM »
Welcome back Uncle.  Take as much pain relief as you can and then ask for more. 8)
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #58 on: March 14, 2010, 11:45:35 AM »
Tell the b@sta@rds that Paracetamol are not good enough and Co-codimol (sp?) is equally useless. Morphine is best cloud9:

Congrats on your survival BTW ....... hope your recovery goes well.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #59 on: March 14, 2010, 02:11:16 PM »
Good to see you back UM.

Hope the discomfort soon goes and you can start proper recuperation.
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