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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #120 on: March 27, 2010, 04:51:25 PM »
Well, he is dead.

OK?
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #121 on: March 27, 2010, 05:11:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2010, 04:51:25 PM
Well, he is dead.

OK?

How did he answer the phone then...?  ::)
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #122 on: March 27, 2010, 09:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2010, 05:11:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2010, 04:51:25 PM
Well, he is dead.

OK?

How did he answer the phone then...?  ::)

Marleys Ghost was visiting and answered it for him p'raps? rubschin:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #123 on: March 27, 2010, 10:26:22 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 27, 2010, 09:50:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2010, 05:11:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2010, 04:51:25 PM
Well, he is dead.

OK?

How did he answer the phone then...?  ::)

Marleys Ghost was visiting and answered it for him p'raps? rubschin:

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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #124 on: March 27, 2010, 10:30:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2010, 04:51:25 PM
Well, he is dead.

OK?

I'm sure he'll be absolutely bloody delighted with that fine little nugget of information when he gets back in here. noooo:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #125 on: March 28, 2010, 12:49:33 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 27, 2010, 10:30:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2010, 04:51:25 PM
Well, he is dead.

OK?

I'm sure he'll be absolutely bloody delighted with that fine little nugget of information when he gets back in here. noooo:

Easter week, could be a good career move.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #126 on: March 28, 2010, 06:33:31 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2010, 12:49:33 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 27, 2010, 10:30:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2010, 04:51:25 PM
Well, he is dead.

OK?

I'm sure he'll be absolutely bloody delighted with that fine little nugget of information when he gets back in here. noooo:

Easter week, could be a good career move.

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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #127 on: March 28, 2010, 10:40:56 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2010, 05:11:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2010, 04:51:25 PM
Well, he is dead.

OK?

How did he answer the phone then...?  ::)

Two knocks for yes ~ one for no.  whistle:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #128 on: March 28, 2010, 12:07:30 PM »
So we all wait with baited breath to read what Nick has to actually say in reasonably sensible English, as to what UM actually said to him then, ey? Well? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #129 on: March 28, 2010, 12:32:14 PM »
Not so much wot he said...more like which letters the glass picked out on the board
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #130 on: March 28, 2010, 02:05:09 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on March 28, 2010, 12:32:14 PM
Not so much wot he said...more like which letters the glass picked out on the board

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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #131 on: March 29, 2010, 08:43:19 AM »
I'm not dead!

It was good of Nick to call and I appreciate your concerns. Convalescence is somewhat slower than I hoped and I've not been the best of company (ask my brother!) so I've not really been in mood to do anything. Last Friday I spent the day at A&E after a couple of mahoosive nosebleeds, consequence of thinner blood than usual.

In the last couple of the days the pain has eased considerably although my sleep is still disturbed (4 hours last night)

I'm hopeful that I'm over the worst.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #132 on: March 29, 2010, 08:45:20 AM »
 cloud9:

I still don't know what dick deleted my report  cussing:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #133 on: March 29, 2010, 08:48:56 AM »
Those blood drugs are horrible, gums bled every time I cleaned my teeth, murder having a shave and then the bruises that appear from nowhere.

Still, you're worth it UM.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #134 on: March 29, 2010, 09:08:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2010, 08:45:20 AM
cloud9:

I still don't know what dick deleted my report  cussing:

What report? confused:
Write it again then, and we'll keep a watch out for who's on line when it vanishes again. happy088
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