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Tea making politics
« on: February 23, 2010, 01:01:00 PM »
A report shows that women make more than three times as many cups of tea as men in the workplace.

Two-thirds of men told a study they invented bogus reasons for not making hot drinks, while one in four sneaked off to make one just for themselves.

But women aren?t entirely blameless. Almost half (46 per cent) admit to using the office brew as a chance to bunk off work, while a quarter reveal their apparent act of generosity is merely a cover for sharing office gossip with colleagues.

Some workers deliberately made a poor cup in a bid to avoid making any more, according to the report, launched at the start of Fairtrade fortnight.

Recruitment consultants ? the UK?s biggest tea drinkers ? generally spend almost as long moaning about tea (four minutes) as making it (five minutes).

They are also the most likely to use dirty tricks to duck out of making workmates a drink, with 44 per cent admitting to making deliberately poor tea to avoid repeat orders.

Builders by contrast are least likely to complain about a bad cup of tea, with barely a third saying they have criticised workmates.

Overall, two thirds of colleagues dispute whose turn it is to make the tea once a day, with 24 per cent saying it?s led them to secretly harbour bad thoughts towards those who haven?t pulled their weight.


As a non hot beverage drinker I do so enjoy the daily wrangles over whose turn it is to brew up. However in here the biggest tea drinkers are the blokes so they inevitably are the ones carrying the tray and sloping off to the kitchen
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Re: Tea making politics
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 01:03:55 PM »
I make all the tea here...  evil:

I can't help but wonder tho, WHO THE FUCK PAID FOR THAT RIDICULOUS PIECE OF RESEARCH?   cussing:
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Re: Tea making politics
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 01:07:46 PM »
But it is vital to the development of the British economic system and to society as a whole  whistle:
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Re: Tea making politics
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 01:10:53 PM »
Except the British economic system and to society as a whole is completely fucked!  lol:

Christus, what a waste of money at a time of real crisis in the country tho....

The correct response to this survey when handed in is not to print it but to hound those responsible out of a job - forever... and keeel them... slowly...
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Re: Tea making politics
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2010, 01:11:39 PM »
I make all the tea here...  evil:

I can't help but wonder tho, WHO THE FUCK PAID FOR THAT RIDICULOUS PIECE OF RESEARCH?   cussing:


I wondered that when the BBC were spouting (pun intended) about it this morning so I looked on line and found this:

http://www.workrelationships.co.uk/the-great--making-the-tea-debate.html
 Then went to their home page and the "About us" bit to find ......

http://www.workrelationships.co.uk/aboutoursite.html

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WorkRelationships was founded by John Rowlinson, the founder of PtS.

John, through PtS, is involved in a number of ventures including software and property companies. A percentage of revenue from these activities goes towards funding WorkRelationships and a number of similar sites.

Our focus is simply on having experts create the highest quality information possible that is widely read.
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Re: Tea making politics
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 01:13:10 PM »
John Rowlinson - there is a lamp post with your name on it!  cussing:
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Re: Tea making politics
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 03:55:24 PM »
the biggest tea drinkers are the blokes so they inevitably are the ones carrying the tray and sloping off to the kitchen.

 noooo: Tsk

There are 2 'P's in 'slopping'.
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Re: Tea making politics
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 03:56:57 PM »
You make me larf Darwin...  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Tea making politics
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2010, 04:11:58 PM »
the biggest tea drinkers are the blokes so they inevitably are the ones carrying the tray and sloping off to the kitchen.

 noooo: Tsk

There are 2 'P's in 'slopping'.

Why,  does it exert so much  pressure on your bladder that it makes you go twice  rubschin:
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Re: Tea making politics
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2010, 04:30:35 PM »
the biggest tea drinkers are the blokes so they inevitably are the ones carrying the tray and sloping off to the kitchen.

 noooo: Tsk

There are 2 'P's in 'slopping'.

Why,  does it exert so much  pressure on your bladder that it makes you go twice  rubschin:

P.T.  ;D
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Re: Tea making politics
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2010, 04:34:28 PM »
the biggest tea drinkers are the blokes so they inevitably are the ones carrying the tray and sloping off to the kitchen.

 noooo: Tsk

There are 2 'P's in 'slopping'.

Why,  does it exert so much  pressure on your bladder that it makes you go twice  rubschin:

P.T.  ;D
lol: lol: lol:
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