What ever happened to second hand?

[Barman]

Good plan ~ since I publish the only local free newspaper round here...... trouble is the next issue isn't published until 1st April.

Funny thing is that the lad's mate is the son of the directors of our local coach/bus company ~ he is planning on asking his parents if there is anything laying around their garage.

I can easily get some slightly damaged insurance right off wheels from various bodyshops.
Bit big problee.

That's what I told him about bus wheels.

Power to weight ratio. 

I was thinking more of fitting them to a plank and then getting the assembled buggy onto the 1 metre wide path down the slope in the local park.

I can't see elfin safety allowing that.... 

[Snoopy]

Good plan ~ since I publish the only local free newspaper round here...... trouble is the next issue isn't published until 1st April.

Funny thing is that the lad's mate is the son of the directors of our local coach/bus company ~ he is planning on asking his parents if there is anything laying around their garage.

I can easily get some slightly damaged insurance right off wheels from various bodyshops.
Bit big problee.

That's what I told him about bus wheels.

Power to weight ratio. 

I was thinking more of fitting them to a plank and then getting the assembled buggy onto the 1 metre wide path down the slope in the local park.

I can't see elfin safety allowing that.... 

His mother wants me to make sure he wears a safety helmet FFS

[Barman]

Good plan ~ since I publish the only local free newspaper round here...... trouble is the next issue isn't published until 1st April.

Funny thing is that the lad's mate is the son of the directors of our local coach/bus company ~ he is planning on asking his parents if there is anything laying around their garage.

I can easily get some slightly damaged insurance right off wheels from various bodyshops.
Bit big problee.

That's what I told him about bus wheels.

Power to weight ratio. 

I was thinking more of fitting them to a plank and then getting the assembled buggy onto the 1 metre wide path down the slope in the local park.

I can't see elfin safety allowing that.... 

His mother wants me to make sure he wears a safety helmet FFS

I've a rather attractive bucket he could borrow...

[Snoopy]

Good plan ~ since I publish the only local free newspaper round here...... trouble is the next issue isn't published until 1st April.

Funny thing is that the lad's mate is the son of the directors of our local coach/bus company ~ he is planning on asking his parents if there is anything laying around their garage.

I can easily get some slightly damaged insurance right off wheels from various bodyshops.
Bit big problee.

That's what I told him about bus wheels.

Power to weight ratio. 

I was thinking more of fitting them to a plank and then getting the assembled buggy onto the 1 metre wide path down the slope in the local park.

I can't see elfin safety allowing that.... 

His mother wants me to make sure he wears a safety helmet FFS

I've a rather attractive bucket he could borrow...

Don't encourage her 

[GROWLER]

Good plan ~ since I publish the only local free newspaper round here...... trouble is the next issue isn't published until 1st April.

Funny thing is that the lad's mate is the son of the directors of our local coach/bus company ~ he is planning on asking his parents if there is anything laying around their garage.

I can easily get some slightly damaged insurance right off wheels from various bodyshops.
Bit big problee.

That's what I told him about bus wheels.

Power to weight ratio. 

I was thinking more of fitting them to a plank and then getting the assembled buggy onto the 1 metre wide path down the slope in the local park.

I can't see elfin safety allowing that.... 

His mother wants me to make sure he wears a safety helmet FFS

Oh for goodness sake. A bloody helmet?!
WE didn't have all this elf and safety crap in our day.

Tell her a few bumps and bruises will do 'em good. All part of lifes great taposrtry tapastree fancy bit of needle werk sort of stuff.

[Barman]

I've been thinking of a similar thing actually... We have two mahoosive hills which lead from the village to the beach...

I think it would be great to organise a soap box derby - close the road one a year and have a time trial.... 

[Darwins Selection]

I've been thinking of a similar thing actually... We have two mahoosive hills which lead from the village to the beach...

I think it would be great to organise a soap box derby - close the road one a year and have a time trial.... 

[Barman]

I've been thinking of a similar thing actually... We have two mahoosive hills which lead from the village to the beach...

I think it would be great to organise a soap box derby - close the road one a year and have a time trial.... 

that's it! 

[Miss Demeanour]

I've been thinking of a similar thing actually... We have two mahoosive hills which lead from the village to the beach...

I think it would be great to organise a soap box derby - close the road one a year and have a time trial.... 

This is BM's attempts to increase his profits as a major shareholder of Cyprus Bandages and Plaster Casts Ltd 

[Darwins Selection]

I've been thinking of a similar thing actually... We have two mahoosive hills which lead from the village to the beach...

I think it would be great to organise a soap box derby - close the road one a year and have a time trial.... 

This is BM's attempts to increase his profits as a major shareholder of Cyprus Bandages and Plaster Casts Ltd 

Trading as "Shins-R-Us"

[Barman]

I've been thinking of a similar thing actually... We have two mahoosive hills which lead from the village to the beach...

I think it would be great to organise a soap box derby - close the road one a year and have a time trial.... 

This is BM's attempts to increase his profits as a major shareholder of Cyprus Bandages and Plaster Casts Ltd 

Trading as "Shins-R-Us"

Please don't keep mentioning shins...