Quote from OH:-
"I have just spent an entire day and 600 miles in a car with Beauty and the Beast.
Conversation snippet on M1 near Nottingham
?right, so if we get stopped now by the Police, we have:
Expensive video cameras
?9000 in cash in a suitcase
The address of a Cat B prison on the Sat Nav
Substances
Mask, wig and gloves in the boot
A fit bird (Emily Nomates), fast asleep in the back
A posh talking unshaven walrus in the passenger seat (Tory Bear)
A swivel eyed loon driving.
We might be late after explaining that little lot. By about six fucking months?
Also :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257023/Pub-landlord-thanks-donors-helping-early-prison-release-flouting-smoking-ban.html