Botox for brats

[Barman]

Only arsking! And how are you, Mr Dizzy?

cabbage 'eds! 

[GROWLER]

Only arsking! And how are you, Mr Dizzy?

Agitated and fairly angry, especially after reading this shite.
That 'mother'    needs executing. She HAS made the entire contents of my bladder evaporate into a great cloud of steaming piss.

How in gods name could any mother with a brain of and in ANY sort of state of dimness even passingly consider for a brief micro second having that utter utter shite done to her own flesh and blood ey, HOW, cus I'm totally bewildered as to what goes on inside some of these cretinous heads of their's, I reall am.

[Nick]

Would you like Angeline Jolie's address?

[Grumpmeister]

Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that? 

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5 

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point. 

[GROWLER]

Would you like Angeline Jolie's address?

No, not remotely interested tbqath, and never even heard of her either.
I'm trying to OFF LOAD wimmen presently, NOT take on even more ffs!

YOU, my man,are a complete and utter utter utter masochist.

I just want a dog (with 4 legs...3 will suffice though, 1 eye, extremely snarly towards strangers, and a fluffy tail, and  doesn't answer me back and give me endless back chat and grief) that can be my best friend and appreciate my fine and exacting qualities....AND STOP YOUR BLOODY SNIGGERING TOO!

[Barman]

Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that? 

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5 

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point. 

Five hundred grand! 

Fuck me... 

[Nick]

Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that? 

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5 

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point. 

Five hundred grand! 

Fuck me... 

How is LL?

[GROWLER]

Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that? 

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5 

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point. 

Five hundred grand! 

Fuck me... 

Almost makes 2 thousand bastard quid for a rancid stinking flea ridden rug   look like a the  bargain of the century ey?

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that? 

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5 

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point. 

Five hundred grand! 

Fuck me... 

We'd do it for much less.... 

[Barman]

Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that? 

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5 

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point. 

Five hundred grand! 

Fuck me... 

We'd do it for much less.... 

 

[Snoopy]

Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that? 

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5 

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point. 

Five hundred grand! 

Fuck me... 

We'd do it for much less.... 

 

With the sharp end of a revolving pineapple if you wish 

[Barman]

Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that? 

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5 

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point. 

Five hundred grand! 

Fuck me... 

We'd do it for much less.... 

 

With the sharp end of a revolving pineapple if you wish 

Whatever turns you on sweetie.... 

[Snoopy]