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I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« on: March 06, 2010, 09:44:41 AM »
Still planning to go to Amsterdam later in the week, but feel restless. Is this what they mean by mid life crisis? Does anyone else here entertain fantasies of completely changing their life? I am a bit worn out with mine. I never bought a lottery ticket so that one is out, but I need a change. Everyone I know seems to be either divorced or dead or both. London is an option  rubschin: I have a flat there. I have the car back, could go anywhere. Do I want to? Where?

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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2010, 09:50:01 AM »
Buy a motorbike!  happy088
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2010, 09:52:30 AM »
Nick ~ I feel like that most days and have done for the last 40 years.  Problem is the more I change things the more they stay the same. tunble:
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2010, 09:54:50 AM »
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

Maybe I should have an affair with Angelina Jolie. Everyone else has.

Mind you, everytime I look at her I see Jon Voigt rubschin: He is not my type
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2010, 10:00:17 AM »
In the last 40 years:

18 house moves (which covered 8 counties, an island and a change of country), 16 affairs, 12 employers, 9 changes of career, 2 wives, 5 children (possibly 6) and yet still the same old shite day in, day out.

What else could I do to change my life?

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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2010, 10:01:27 AM »
Have an affair with Angelina Jolie?  rubschin:

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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2010, 10:02:14 AM »
Move to Cyprus Nick!  happy088
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2010, 10:03:13 AM »
Move to Cyprus and Sink an Island.  lol:
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2010, 10:04:45 AM »
Move to Cyprus Nick!  happy088

Good plan. I was thinking of that at one point. Need a lodger?
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2010, 10:06:55 AM »
I'm waiting for my Knight in shining armour to come and whisk me away from it all.

At this rate I may have to settle for a stolen armoured van in the night  sad32:
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2010, 10:07:38 AM »
Move to Cyprus Nick!  happy088

Good plan. I was thinking of that at one point. Need a lodger?

Can you cook...?  rubschin:
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2010, 10:09:00 AM »
Oh yes, and I look good in an apron
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2010, 10:09:51 AM »
I'm waiting for my Knight in shining armour to come and whisk me away from it all.

At this rate I may have to settle for a stolen armoured van in the night  sad32:

Come to Cyprus. You would make a good chambermaid  angel1
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2010, 10:10:41 AM »
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Re: I am bored and fed up and want an adventure
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2010, 10:11:47 AM »
Oh yes, and I look good in an apron

You've got the gig...
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