A mysterious message

[Nick]

From a fellow VPer

"My handbag is full of vinegar"
 

[Snoopy]

Ooooooo! I love a mystery.


Broadsword Calling Danny Boy ....... Broadsword Calling Danny Boy

[Pirate]

Obviously Miss C

[Barman]

Obviously Miss C

Did you get it as well...? 

[Nick]

Perhaps she is pickled 

[Pirate]

she's always pickled

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Yes it was me, no I am not always pickled, just most of the time.   I seem to be turning into my mother and there is a semi logical explanation.


I recently had to be away from home for a few days.  Lived on junk food and love Burger King burgers and chips.   IMHO chips should not be eaten without a liberal coating of salt and vinegar.  Burger King do not have vinegar.  Have you all lost the will to live yet? ZZZZzzzzz  Oh sorry even I nodded of then. 

Pay attention now, my mother collects sugar sachets from cafes restraints that she visits, I know not why as she does not add sugar to any beverage that she drinks  I collected some vinegar sachets from a motorway service station just for Burger King emergencies.   It all seemed very sensible at the time.

[GROWLER]

I was watching telly last night at 9:30 ish, and a text came through.

Hi!

Then the phone rang...once.

I text'ed back saying Hi?

They wrote back asking who I was!
I wrote back telling them that they started all this, so you tell me who you are.

Not 'eard a thing since.

Bloody text things. Hateful.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

  I had a text message a while back asking if I wanted to play snooker on Thursday night.  I replied yes that would be great if I know who he was, I didn't hear anything back either.

[Barman]

Yes it was me, no I am not always pickled, just most of the time.   I seem to be turning into my mother and there is a semi logical explanation.


I recently had to be away from home for a few days.  Lived on junk food and love Burger King burgers and chips.   IMHO chips should not be eaten without a liberal coating of salt and vinegar.  Burger King do not have vinegar.  Have you all lost the will to live yet? ZZZZzzzzz  Oh sorry even I nodded of then. 

Pay attention now, my mother collects sugar sachets from cafes restraints that she visits, I know not why as she does not add sugar to any beverage that she drinks  I collected some vinegar sachets from a motorway service station just for Burger King emergencies.   It all seemed very sensible at the time.

But for why did you send a text about it...? 

[GROWLER]

Yes it was me, no I am not always pickled, just most of the time.   I seem to be turning into my mother and there is a semi logical explanation.


I recently had to be away from home for a few days.  Lived on junk food and love Burger King burgers and chips.   IMHO chips should not be eaten without a liberal coating of salt and vinegar.  Burger King do not have vinegar.  Have you all lost the will to live yet? ZZZZzzzzz  Oh sorry even I nodded of then. 

Pay attention now, my mother collects sugar sachets from cafes restraints that she visits, I know not why as she does not add sugar to any beverage that she drinks  I collected some vinegar sachets from a motorway service station just for Burger King emergencies.   It all seemed very sensible at the time.

But for why did you send a text about it...? 

'Nick syndrome'.

[Nick]

I haven't got any vinegar 

[The Moan Ranger]

I haven't got any vinegar 

It goes well with All Bran...

[Darwins Selection]

I haven't got any vinegar 

It goes well with All Bran...

We all do.