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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2010, 01:21:53 PM »
He's back but clearly it's a secret 'cos he ain't saying anything.
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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2010, 01:46:10 PM »
He's back but clearly it's a secret 'cos he ain't saying anything.


Sorry, and thanks for your concern. Been too busy ranting about the bastard roadnowerks. Angry9:
Lets get things into perspective now ey? ;)

Nowt wrong with me, just as I predicted.
It ain't the BIG C, as apparently that's not how it happens, so the quackter says like. confused:
I thought all lumps were potentially dodgy like?  Shrugs:

No. It's a mere skin infection to be treated with anti biotics.

I don't actually do anti biotics or any chemical based drugs, so THAT was all a waste of time ey? ::)
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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2010, 01:49:59 PM »
Not wasted, at all.

Too many men ignore things.

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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2010, 01:50:25 PM »
He's back but clearly it's a secret 'cos he ain't saying anything.


Sorry, and thanks for your concern. Been too busy ranting about the bastard roadnowerks. Angry9:
Lets get things into perspective now ey? ;)

Nowt wrong with me, just as I predicted.
It ain't the BIG C, as apparently that's not how it happens, so the quackter says like. confused:
I thought all lumps were potentially dodgy like?  Shrugs:

No. It's a mere skin infection to be treated with anti biotics.

I don't actually do anti biotics or any chemical based drugs, so THAT was all a waste of time ey? ::)

Thump it with a bible. whistle:
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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2010, 01:51:57 PM »
Not wasted, at all.

Too many men ignore things.

mainly their wimmin  lol:
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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2010, 01:52:27 PM »

Nowt wrong with me, just as I predicted.

No. It's a mere skin infection to be treated with anti biotics.

I don't actually do anti biotics or any chemical based drugs, so THAT was all a waste of time ey? ::)

Good to know you are ok though  cloud9:
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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2010, 01:54:02 PM »
Not wasted, at all.

Too many men ignore things.

mainly their wimmin  lol:

Ouch!
That was below the belt.  eeek:

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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2010, 02:02:49 PM »
Anywhoo............ Grizzly bears always have a lump on their necks.



Well now you tell me. ::)

Fantastic link that btw.  cloud9:

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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2010, 09:15:56 PM »
Are blonde bears scatterbrained?
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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2010, 09:42:13 AM »
Are blonde bears scatterbrained?

This one is for sure. ::)

Ey, forgot to rant about summat else like.
While I was there I thought I'd take the opportunity to ask for some of these tablets that help you stop the snouts like.
Someone I was talking to reckoned they were almost magical, completely quelling the desire to light up.
Even his mum who was on 40 Regal a day for 35 years packed them in within a couple of days, and that was 4 months ago.
 
Only available on the NH though.

So I asked the quackter to do us a scrippy like.

Oh no no no no no.  noooo:

I have to join the bloody stop smoking clinic/circle first, which probably consists of sitting in a room listening to H&S advice, and listening to fellow cough and spit victims woeful tales of their experiences with the dreaded weed.

I 'very nearly politely' told her to stuff it. evil:

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Re: Lump on me neck
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2010, 10:29:17 PM »
Lump virtually gone now. cloud9:
Didn't even take the anti biotics either.
Sweet as a nut. cloud9: