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Locusts
« on: March 14, 2010, 01:15:18 PM »
Have you any idea how difficult it is to squidge a locust...?  eeek:

The bloody cats keep bring the thing in, stamping on them with a size 8 just makes them irate!  noooo:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2010, 01:16:26 PM »
You stamp on yer cats?  eeek:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2010, 01:19:03 PM »
What small feet you have ...................... still you know what they say ..... Small Feet = Small P***.

I have size ten feet and I reckon that Nick is bigger  whistle:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2010, 01:38:35 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 14, 2010, 01:19:03 PM
What small feet you have ...................... still you know what they say ..... Small Feet = Small P***.

I have size ten feet and I reckon that Nick is bigger  whistle:

I take size 12.  eyes:


Unfortunately, I also limp and use a stick.  noooo:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2010, 01:39:00 PM »
My feet are mahoosive  whistle:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2010, 01:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2010, 01:38:35 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 14, 2010, 01:19:03 PM
What small feet you have ...................... still you know what they say ..... Small Feet = Small P***.

I have size ten feet and I reckon that Nick is bigger  whistle:

I take size 12.  eyes:


Unfortunately, I also limp and use a stick.  noooo:
shutup:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2010, 01:43:31 PM »
This is about bloody locusts, not feet, not the size of my dick nor Darwin's limpness....  noooo:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2010, 01:56:30 PM »
BM seems a bit touchy about such a small thing  rubschin:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2010, 02:00:23 PM »
 happy001 bet he's a seven and a half really ..... narrow fit.
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2010, 02:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 14, 2010, 02:00:23 PM
happy001 bet he's a seven and a half really ..... narrow fit.

Slip-on, with a soft sole.  whistle:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2010, 02:18:17 PM »
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2010, 02:48:10 PM »
You need to go here BM. whistle:

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Re: Locusts
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2010, 03:05:00 PM »
doh:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2010, 09:09:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2010, 01:56:30 PM
BM seems a bit touchy about such a small thing  rubschin:

Only when he can find the magnifying glass.  whistle:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2010, 09:11:07 PM »
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