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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Locusts
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2010, 08:46:39 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2010, 01:39:00 PM
My feet are mahoosive  whistle:

Bit like yer 'ed.....and wallet. ::)
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2010, 09:17:21 AM »
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2010, 09:28:00 AM »
Any'ow. rubschin:

Locusts in Cyprus? Swarms of? confused:

Grasshoppers don't you mean?
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2010, 09:29:19 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 15, 2010, 09:28:00 AM
Any'ow. rubschin:

Locusts in Cyprus? Swarms of? confused:

Grasshoppers don't you mean?

No, these are big fuck-off locusts... I'll try and take a picture before I squidge the next one...
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Locusts
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2010, 09:56:54 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 15, 2010, 09:29:19 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 15, 2010, 09:28:00 AM
Any'ow. rubschin:

Locusts in Cyprus? Swarms of? confused:

Grasshoppers don't you mean?

No, these are big fuck-off locusts... I'll try and take a picture before I squidge the next one...

You can borrow my Locustpoon ?
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2010, 10:43:06 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 15, 2010, 09:56:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 15, 2010, 09:29:19 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 15, 2010, 09:28:00 AM
Any'ow. rubschin:

Locusts in Cyprus? Swarms of? confused:

Grasshoppers don't you mean?

No, these are big fuck-off locusts... I'll try and take a picture before I squidge the next one...

You can borrow my Locustpoon ?

Oh shame, I've already invested in Thwack-a-LocTM

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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Locusts
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2010, 11:57:13 AM »
What happened to that automatic laser bug-zapping thingy? (Can't be bothered to Affs for the thread).

That would be quite fun I should have thought.
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2010, 12:00:30 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2010, 11:57:13 AM
What happened to that automatic laser bug-zapping thingy? (Can't be bothered to Affs for the thread).

That would be quite fun I should have thought.

It makes the most disgusterous sound and smell when big bugs get into it....  sick2:

Fortunately, the cats keep locusts occupied until I thwack em...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2010, 12:06:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 15, 2010, 12:00:30 PM
It makes the most disgusterous sound and smell when big bugs get into it....  sick2:

Did you buy one then?  worthy:

How much was it? (You may answer in London bus fares or rugs)

Did you also like me inventing the verb 'to Aff' meaning search for old threads?
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2010, 12:08:36 PM »
Do you need stroking today DS ? - you don't normally seek our approval  rubschin:

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Re: Locusts
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2010, 12:12:51 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2010, 12:06:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 15, 2010, 12:00:30 PM
It makes the most disgusterous sound and smell when big bugs get into it....  sick2:

Did you buy one then?  worthy:

How much was it? (You may answer in London bus fares or rugs)

Did you also like me inventing the verb 'to Aff' meaning search for old threads?

No.

N/A

Yes.
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2010, 12:13:58 PM »
To Aff = the act of Affing. Past = Affed
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2010, 01:06:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 15, 2010, 12:08:36 PM
Do you need stroking today DS ? - you don't normally seek our approval  rubschin:

It was a cruel mimicry of BM and his "did you see what I did here, eh, eh?" posts.  redface:



"Aff not, lest ye be Affed"
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2010, 01:33:22 PM »
Aff Off!  evil:
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Re: Locusts
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2010, 01:34:20 PM »
Aw! He was only having an Aff.
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