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Re: Guitar
« Reply #60 on: March 26, 2010, 12:51:22 PM »
He can make me fly any time  cloud9:
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Re: Guitar
« Reply #61 on: March 26, 2010, 01:18:38 PM »
He can make me fly any time  cloud9:

I vaguely remember ladies displaying the kind of 'enthusiasm' you are displaying today.

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Re: Guitar
« Reply #62 on: March 26, 2010, 01:20:16 PM »
Oooh no DS ...I am just in the mood  eyes:
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Re: Guitar
« Reply #63 on: March 26, 2010, 01:31:04 PM »
Oooh no DS ...I am just in the mood  eyes:
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Re: Guitar
« Reply #64 on: March 26, 2010, 02:09:13 PM »
20 wimmin in a gang  scared2:
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Re: Guitar
« Reply #65 on: March 26, 2010, 02:26:42 PM »
Anyhooo.... my guitar like...  cussing:
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Re: Guitar
« Reply #66 on: March 26, 2010, 02:28:37 PM »
Wot?  rubschin:
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Re: Guitar
« Reply #67 on: March 26, 2010, 02:30:44 PM »
Wot?  rubschin:

This thread... about my guitar like...  ::)

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Re: Guitar
« Reply #68 on: March 26, 2010, 03:12:23 PM »
Wot?  rubschin:

This thread... about my guitar like...  ::)

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Re: Guitar
« Reply #69 on: March 26, 2010, 03:28:44 PM »
Q - How do you make a guitarist's eyes light up?










A - Shine a flashlight in his ear.

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Re: Guitar
« Reply #70 on: March 26, 2010, 03:32:51 PM »
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Re: Guitar
« Reply #71 on: March 26, 2010, 09:31:42 PM »
Wot?  rubschin:

This thread... about my guitar like...  ::)

Still 'in transit'...  evil:

Id Baldymort's new guitar going to be the VP version of the Emperor's new clothes?  whistle:

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Re: Guitar
« Reply #72 on: March 26, 2010, 10:35:14 PM »
How do you make a guitar player play slowly and quietly ?  Put sheet music in front of him.
How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb ?  5. One to do it and 4 to say how much better Steve Vai would do it.
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Re: Guitar
« Reply #73 on: March 27, 2010, 07:57:21 AM »
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Re: Guitar
« Reply #74 on: March 28, 2010, 11:58:41 PM »
Has anyone pointed out to LL just how dangerous you could be with a guitar if you decide to experiment?  eeek:

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