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Offline Snoopy

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With apologies to Pirate
« on: March 21, 2010, 05:26:53 PM »

Tourist: Can you tell me the way to Bath please?

West Country Policeman: Well, first you turn on the hot and cold taps then ...

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Re: With apologies to Pirate
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2010, 05:29:23 PM »
Sorry. Must try harder. noooo:

1/10, and that's only because it was easy to read. whistle:
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Re: With apologies to Pirate
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2010, 05:41:49 PM »
Sorry but it made me smile .... perhaps I have met more West Country Policemen than you.

I found it whilst looking for a "filler" for three lines at the bottom of a page in the magazine ~ you have no idea how hard it is to find such things every month. They have to be clean enough for all ages .... nobody expect a belly laugh but they do like a joke they can "groan" at.
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Re: With apologies to Pirate
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2010, 05:44:20 PM »
We don't, whatever BM thinks  noooo:
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Re: With apologies to Pirate
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2010, 05:47:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 05:41:49 PM
Sorry but it made me smile .... perhaps I have met more West Country Policemen than you.

I found it whilst looking for a "filler" for three lines at the bottom of a page in the magazine ~ you have no idea how hard it is to find such things every month. They have to be clean enough for all ages .... nobody expect a belly laugh but they do like a joke they can "groan" at.

You have my permission to print my Tourettes joke!  cloud9:
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Re: With apologies to Pirate
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2010, 05:48:45 PM »
Yes, and we will all go and visit him in Prison  noooo:
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