Pirate?

[Barman]

She said: 'Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex ? for example "Arr, matey". The other one is "Arr, the ship's a-dockin'" and "My lighthouse is tingling".

Source

 

[Darwins Selection]

She said: 'Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex ? for example "Arr, matey". The other one is "Arr, the ship's a-dockin'" and "My lighthouse is tingling".

Source

 

AVast Behind?

[Barman]

Roger the cabin boy, etc.

[Darwins Selection]

Deck the Swabs

[Pastis]

 

I feel a compelling urge to slip my moorings 

[Darwins Selection]

Don't forget to clear your Poop before you let one go.

[Nick]