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Local shops for local people
« on: March 23, 2010, 09:35:49 AM »
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There is  a small corner shop near here run by two old wimmin and a dim girl. I hate going there  Banghead

They have no system for  Banghead Bangheaddoing anything and spend most of their time gassing, faffing, eating, chatting on the phone etc.

If there are ten customers only the girl serves (while on the phone "Ooh then what did she say....?") and if there is only one customer (e.g. me) they stand about chattering to each other, so that when they finally manage to give me what I asked for they have got it wrong cos they weren't listening  cussing:

Opposite is a grocery shop run by, yes, three wimmin.

Fooking ditto  cussing:
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2010, 09:37:07 AM »
She wasn't listening because her attention was taken by your lack of trousers prolly...  point:
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2010, 09:40:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2010, 09:37:07 AM
She wasn't listening because her attention was taken by your lack of trousers prolly...  point:

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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2010, 09:49:51 AM »
Simple answer to a simple statement directed at a simple mouse.

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!  ::)
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2010, 10:41:30 AM »
This is the closest place  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2010, 02:25:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2010, 10:41:30 AM
This is the closest place  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Well either purup an' shurup, or alternatively like, try going to the next nearest shop you dork head. Banghead

FFS, it's like dealing with the dead in here sometimes, bloody eejit. ::)
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2010, 02:29:30 PM »
It is VERY close to Mrs Growler's pincushion centre  angel1
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2010, 02:37:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2010, 02:29:30 PM
It is VERY close to Mrs Growler's pincushion centre  angel1

Which you planktron? ::)
The nearest or next to nearest?  Shrugs:

Why are you telling me that anyway?
I'm not even slightly or remotely interested tbqatth. noooo:
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2010, 02:52:09 PM »
I've not been in, but I assume that is run by three wimmin too  noooo:
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2010, 02:55:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2010, 02:52:09 PM
I've not been in, but I assume that is run by three wimmin too  noooo:

Wha'ever. Haven't really got a clue wtf you're rambling on about yet again like, but I'll agree just to keep you happy like. ::)

Things don't ever get any easier in here do they ey? noooo:
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2010, 03:02:01 PM »
Do we have a VP Naughty Corner for Growler?
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2010, 03:02:57 PM »
That will be BM's dungeon ....scared2:
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2010, 03:06:33 PM »
Shame that PROPER, old style coener shops don't exits anymore.

I can remember the one at the end of our road (now a vets), lotsa penny sweets.

Oh yeah, and the day the shop window was blown out when a bottle of Lucozade over-heated in the sun-shine.
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2010, 03:07:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2010, 03:02:01 PM
Do we have a VP Naughty Corner for Growler?

WHY?

WTF have I done wrong now ey? What, exactly like? Shrugs:
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Re: Local shops for local people
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2010, 03:08:33 PM »
When exactly is your civil partnership ceremony taking place ?  rubschin:
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