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The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« on: March 26, 2010, 11:26:03 AM »
So how is it going with the first VP Babby ( cloud9:). Is LL making BM do nappy changing practice? (involves flannels, ammonia and marmite  point:) Does she need ice packs? Is BM cooking proper for her, like?  ;D
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2010, 11:30:03 AM »
She is sunburnt...  ::)
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2010, 12:17:35 PM »
You will need to rub her with Vaseline. Have you ever seen a whale?
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2010, 01:21:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2010, 11:30:03 AM
She is sunburnt...  ::)

I blame it on the parents  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2010, 02:12:35 PM »
Well anytime soon for BM to be officially recognised as a Grandpa...Miss Piggy is in horsepickle now ..announcement expected some time soon  scared2:
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2010, 02:16:32 PM »
Place yer bets for sex and time of birth then like...

I reckon a boy and at 11:25 (UK time) this evening...
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2010, 02:17:14 PM »
Do you have an octopus to hand?
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2010, 02:45:51 PM »
Being a Grandfather is wonderful ~ the best bit is handing the little one an unwrapped creme egg as you help put them in the back of Mummy & Daddy's car for the journey home at the end of their visit to you for tea.  eveilgrin:


Mummy and Daddy don't usually notice (they are too busy trying to say goodbye to Grandma who is pressing them to take a few cuttings home for their garden) until they get home. The resultant telephone call is best fielded by Grandma whilst you nip off to the pub.  whistle:









PS In the absence of a Creme Egg I found an unwrapped finger of KitKat worked very well. Fits their tiny hands exactly and it is amazing how far that little chocolate can spread.
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2010, 02:51:53 PM »
The vote coming in from Chez Pastis is as follows:

#1. Barman gets no sex
#2. 02:30 Monday 12th July  (11:25 is far too convenient)
#3. The Piglet is a girly

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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2010, 02:55:10 PM »
Just how many Grandfathers do we have?
I have 4 grandchildren
I am fairly certain that DS has a few


errr.......................  shrugs:











Grandmothers can add themselves if they like .... I am too much of a gentleman to give you away  angel1
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2010, 03:31:04 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 11, 2010, 02:51:53 PM
The vote coming in from Chez Pastis is as follows:

#1. Barman gets no sex
#2. 02:30 Monday 12th July  (11:25 is far too convenient)
#3. The Piglet is a girly

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I tend to agree

Early hours of tomorrow morning but I think it might be a boy.
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
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Re: The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2010, 03:39:33 PM »
Having been present at five I can assure you it hurts














To be called all those names for just trying to give a little pleasure  sad24:
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