The all new Miss Piggy mahoosive lump and grandpa thread

[Nick]

Wimmin are so ungrateful 

[Snoopy]

         

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Snoopy]

Whaddayouknow? ~ you were too high on gas and air to care what you said.



I distinctly recall Mrs S#1 mentioning an electric carving knife if I ever unzipped my fly in her presence again and that was in the first hour of labour. What she was saying 24 hours later when the lad finally popped out I cannot repeat. 

[Miss Demeanour]

That's right what the heck do I know after all you have attended 5 of these events and I have only GONE THROUGH one . Spectating  can be such an ordeal 

You poor , poor hound 

[Snoopy]

I'm sooooooooooooo glad you recognise that. It's not easy what with all that back rubbing and fetching iced water and having to ogle nurses and stuff 



Friend of mine used to point out that when men became more involved in the domestic side of life they invented washing machines, vacuum cleaners, dishwashers, tumble dryers etc etc. His theory was that if we had to give birth we would pretty soon find a better way of doing it without all the fuss. 

[Pastis]

Our heads are too big, thats's the problem. Some strange intervention and development thousands of years ago probably. What other form of organic life takes that long to rear its progeny?

Doesn't dull the pain though, obviously 

[Nick]

When Mrs Nick gave birth she puked on me. Most horrid 

[Just One More]

Just how many Grandfathers do we have?
I have 4 grandchildren
I am fairly certain that DS has a few


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Grandmothers can add themselves if they like .... I am too much of a gentleman to give you away 

I have two granddaughters and one grandson

[Darwins Selection]

Just how many Grandfathers do we have?
I have 4 grandchildren
I am fairly certain that DS has a few

Also 4 and one on the way.

3 girls and 1 boy

Our heads are too big, thats's the problem. Some strange intervention and development thousands of years ago probably. What other form of organic life takes that long to rear its progeny?

[serious]
It is all because we insist on walking on our hind legs which makes the pelvis narrower so the original sized baby ape couldn't get through.

Evolution got round this by making human babies have shorter gestation times and be born less developed, hence they take longer to reach the running around stage. [/serious]

I have no doubt it is not a comfortable experience for ladies. 

[Nick]

[Barman]

Nuffink... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Baby girl, born by caesarian at 12:10 UK time, 7lbs 7oz mother, baby (as yet unnamed) and grandpa doing well...

[Snoopy]

Please send heartiest congratulations to Miss Piggy.

You don't say but how is Grandma?