Murder Mystery Weekends

[Miss Demeanour]

I have been invited to go on one of them there Murder Mystery Weekends at some hotel .

I don't know that I could take it very seriously as many seem to do and I'm not sure my piss taking would be appreciated 

Has anyone gone on one of these things before ???

[tel]

My sister went to one some years ago, BIL took it very seriously, but her and her mate got pissed and started behaving like kids, hiding in cupboards etc

Those who take it seriously get very uptight over people who mess around.
Tis best if the whole crowd knows each other and is not a bunch of strangers.

[Nick]

Who has invited you? 

[tel]

I would have serious doubts about anybody who invited me.

[Miss Demeanour]

Who has invited you? 

You are such a nose ache 

[Nick]

Don't go. Simples.

[Darwins Selection]

I have been invited to go on one of them there Murder Mystery Weekends at some hotel .

I don't know that I could take it very seriously as many seem to do and I'm not sure my piss taking would be appreciated 

Has anyone gone on one of these things before ???

1. Yes I have been on one.

2. It was aimed at people with a 2 digit IQ

3. Urine extraction is viewed in a very negative way. 

[Just One More]

Be careful if it's just the two of you going 

[Nick]

I bet PT has to move his lips when he reads 

[Snoopy]

'Spect he sticks the tip of his tongue out when doing the colouring in.

[GROWLER]

Me and a gang of me mates got ejected/frogmarched out of Ruthin Castle about 20 years ago for not quite entering into 'the spirit' of the evening at a medieval banquet.

Well we all thought lobbing buns, water and abuse at each other was what they used to do in the good ole days.
Humourless tossers today.

[tel]

Did yer grab a wench?   

[Just One More]

Was she buxom, like?

How big were the buns, like?

We need detail

[Miss Demeanour]

You need bromide