Danger Is Babies' Middle Name - Literally!

[GROWLER]

I've got many names including, nasty peice of werk, twat and bastard....so I'm told like...regulary.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Quite.
I'm simply misunderstood.

[Darwins Selection]

It was the way it was used as a double barrel thing when I was younger...horrible

I don't like my first name much either  

I wanted to have an androgenous name when I was a kid , like Charlie, Phil etc - not sure what my thinking was behind that now  

Mrs DS(#2) had the middle name of Mildred.

I think it must have damaged her irreparably. 

[Nick]

My pal the Lady Jewish Vicar has Winifred as a middle name    SHe seems about 30 years too young for that 

[Darwins Selection]

My pal the Lady Jewish Vicar has Winifred as a middle name    SHe seems about 30 years too young for that 

You mean you are 30 years too old for her. 

[Nick]

 

[Pirate]

My middle name is James.

  I bet Miss D's is Sharon or Tracey

[Miss Demeanour]

What because I am a common type of bird 

The answer is no

[Pirate]

I didn't say you were common...they were popular names way back when you were born

[Miss Demeanour]

I was never popular 

[Pirate]

Awww...I bet you were, behind the bike sheds, like 

[Nick]

I am guessing Louise or Jane

[GROWLER]

Agnes, Betty or Vera.

[Nick]

Miss D and I are distantly related  Jane is a family name