Bertie the Cat

[Miss Demeanour]

She sounds as erratic as you 

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Will he, won't he?

Who knows? Who actually cares ey, who? 

[Snoopy]

Nick does the Hokey-Cokey

[Nick]

I could go clubbing with Miss D 

[tel]

You could be clubbed by Miss D.

[Nick]

You could be clubbed by Miss D.

[Miss Demeanour]

I would have to invite you first  

[Snoopy]

Never wise to date relatives ~ no matter how distant.

[Darwins Selection]

Never wise to date relatives ~ no matter how distant.

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Nick]

It seems Bertie has cat flu  I am packing my nurse's uniform 

[Snoopy]

People can catch cat flu 

[Miss Demeanour]

It seems Bertie has cat flu  I am packing my nurse's uniform 

I thought you weren't looking after him until May. Surely he'll of got over it by then  ?

[Nick]

Yikes!!  

When they are infected cats will start to shed virus particles by way of saliva and eye and nasal discharges. Healthy cats can carry the virus and infect other cats by shedding the virus particles.
The virus is easily spread via infected toys or food bowls and even on the clothes of those who have come into contact with an infected cat.
Attentive nursing of an infected cat is crucial because some of symptoms - such as mouth ulcers of a blocked nose - can prevent drinking or eating, often leading to dehydration.