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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2010, 10:52:49 AM »
It seems Bertie has cat flu  eeek: I am packing my nurse's uniform 

I thought you weren't looking after him until May. Surely he'll of got over it by then  ?

Easter special. I am leaving first thing tomorrow. Until then he is being looked after by the Heavy Metal band next door  eeek:
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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2010, 04:53:12 PM »
Bertie remembers me  cloud9:

First thing he did was to go through my bag looking for tuna  cloud9:
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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2010, 06:51:13 AM »
He's prolly like that with all the boys. ;)
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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2010, 06:52:35 AM »
Bertie remembers me  cloud9:

First thing he did was to go through my bag looking for tuna  cloud9:

How bad do your clothes smell  rubschin:
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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2010, 06:54:40 AM »
Bertie remembers me  cloud9:

First thing he did was to go through my bag looking for tuna  cloud9:

How bad do your clothes smell  rubschin:

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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2010, 07:04:40 AM »
Bastard cat  cussing:

Since I was last here he has acquired a new techno-fangled catflap which seems to have malfunctioned  Banghead

The "Bertie goes out" function appears to work perfick. The "Bertie comes in" function is gubbed  Banghead

Result. He goes out and then hurls himself at the door to get back in. When this first happed at HALF PAST FOOKING MIDNIGHT  Angry9: I thought someone was trying to break in. Got up and let him in. Little sod then went out again  Banghead

This has gone on all night. I have just found some clothes pegs and wedged the flap open.
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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2010, 08:08:21 AM »
So you will now be visited by assorted cats, foxes, frogs rats etc.

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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2010, 09:34:48 AM »
Bastard cat  cussing:

Since I was last here he has acquired a new techno-fangled catflap which seems to have malfunctioned  Banghead

The "Bertie goes out" function appears to work perfick. The "Bertie comes in" function is gubbed  Banghead

Result. He goes out and then hurls himself at the door to get back in. When this first happed at HALF PAST FOOKING MIDNIGHT  Angry9: I thought someone was trying to break in. Got up and let him in. Little sod then went out again  Banghead

This has gone on all night. I have just found some clothes pegs and wedged the flap open.

There should be a switch that allows OUT, IN, IN and OUT or LOCKED...
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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2010, 09:38:20 AM »
Bastard cat  cussing:

Since I was last here he has acquired a new techno-fangled catflap which seems to have malfunctioned  Banghead

The "Bertie goes out" function appears to work perfick. The "Bertie comes in" function is gubbed  Banghead

Result. He goes out and then hurls himself at the door to get back in. When this first happed at HALF PAST FOOKING MIDNIGHT  Angry9: I thought someone was trying to break in. Got up and let him in. Little sod then went out again  Banghead

This has gone on all night. I have just found some clothes pegs and wedged the flap open.

There should be a switch that allows OUT, IN, IN and OUT or LOCKED...

Oh FFS don't confuse him anymore. ::)

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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2010, 09:39:25 AM »
It could be one of those that's activated by a device on the collar.

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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2010, 09:44:53 AM »
It could be one of those that's activated by a device on the collar.

That is the one... and the flap has a multi-position switch....
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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2010, 12:47:44 PM »

I have just found some clothes pegs and wedged the flap open.

Poor Bertie, the RSPCA (bastards) should be informed
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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2010, 03:05:08 PM »
He has opened and torn up an entire box of tissues  cussing:
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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2010, 03:12:31 PM »
Cat flu!

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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2010, 03:46:26 PM »
Is he any good at shredding documents?   rubschin:
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