Bertie the Cat

[Barman]

Sorry I am somewhat behind. At what location is Bertie?

 < Sensible head on>

London

 

My pictorial answer was also sensible and correct, "The rooftops of London" with Dick van Dork.

Quite so Darwin.... 

[Snoopy]

Je suis contrit 

[Nick]

ROund  3 has been arranged 

[Uncle Mort]

I take it Bertie's winning on points at the moment. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have no doubt whatsoever that Nick is quite capable of vomiting in his own shoe.

[Grumpmeister]

I have no doubt whatsoever that Nick is quite capable of vomiting in his own shoe.

You are forgetting, this is Nick we are talking about. He'd probably miss and vomit on someone else's shoes instead. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Good point well made. GM

[Nick]

I have never puked in someone else's shoe. 

Handbag, I admit to.

[Darwins Selection]

I have never puked in someone else's shoe. 

Handbag, I admit to.

Ginger toms do that a lot. 

[Nick]

Do you often visit Balham?

[Darwins Selection]

Do you often visit Balham?

"Gateway to the South"?

Sadly, no.

[Grumpmeister]

I have never puked in someone else's shoe. 

Handbag, I admit to.

Your chat up routine really needs some improvement 

[Nick]

The French LIngerie Model e mails. She is staying put this Christmas so my Bertie-sitting services are not required  

I thus lose a week of playing in London and will have to stay in NOgbush. I have an invite to my sister's on Christmas day, but she is becoming increasingly bonkers and my autistic nephew and his barking mad girlfriend will be there, along with Poppy the Attack Cat    I spent Christmas with her once many years ago and vowed never again. She had invited some elderly neighbours round and the wumman had some sort of nervous disorder which made her vomit every ten minutes. SHe ended up with a bucket next to the dining table  to save her trekking to the bog all the time

I may just batten down the hatches  

Anyhoo, I have sent Bertie a card with a picture of some tuna in it. 

[Snoopy]

 

Nick world is in another universe.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

The French LIngerie Model e mails. She is staying put this Christmas so my Bertie-sitting services are not required  

I thus lose a week of playing in London and will have to stay in NOgbush. I have an invite to my sister's on Christmas day, but she is becoming increasingly bonkers and my autistic nephew and his barking mad girlfriend will be there, along with Poppy the Attack Cat    I spent Christmas with her once many years ago and vowed never again. She had invited some elderly neighbours round and the wumman had some sort of nervous disorder which made her vomit every ten minutes. SHe ended up with a bucket next to the dining table  to save her trekking to the bog all the time

I may just batten down the hatches  

Anyhoo, I have sent Bertie a card with a picture of some tuna in it. 

You could come and join us. Several attractive gerls and us.