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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2010, 02:03:25 PM »
Wait
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2010, 03:13:29 PM »
Wait

1hr. 10 mins. so far. sleep021

Bloody long story you're typing there...if you don't mind me saying so like? ::)

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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2010, 03:32:06 PM »
I forgot.

It concerns an American laydee medical student attending a lecture on human sperm.

The professor mentioned it was high in sugars.

Without thinking she said, "So why does it taste salty?"

She was never seen again  rubschin:
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2010, 03:36:44 PM »
We now await confirmation of her statement .....................  Popcorn:
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2010, 03:45:00 PM »
maybee the laydees can help  Shrugs:
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2010, 04:29:59 PM »
I forgot.

It concerns an American laydee medical student attending a lecture on human sperm.

The professor mentioned it was high in sugars.

Without thinking she said, "So why does it taste salty?"

She was never seen again  rubschin:

For heavens sake if she was embarrassed about saying that then she wasn't fit to be a medical student in the first place  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2010, 04:31:16 PM »
maybee the laydees can help  Shrugs:

Hasn't that conversation been had before and it doesn't necessarily apply to just the ladyees  ;)
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2010, 04:38:37 PM »
 eeek: NOT ME, NOT ME  eeek:
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2010, 04:59:13 PM »
maybee the laydees can help  Shrugs:

Hasn't that conversation been had before and it doesn't necessarily apply to just the ladyees  ;)

Don't get me started again.  evil:
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2010, 04:59:50 PM »
I forgot.

It concerns an American laydee medical student attending a lecture on human sperm.

The professor mentioned it was high in sugars.

Without thinking she said, "So why does it taste salty?"

She was never seen again  rubschin:

For heavens sake if she was embarrassed about saying that then she wasn't fit to be a medical student in the first place  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Uhmmmmmmmmmm.......... I think Nick was telling a joke  ::)
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2010, 05:02:06 PM »
I thought he said story ...but they may be one and the same  lol:
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2010, 05:03:44 PM »
Nick's "Dr" is of a different discipline so it is unlikely that he is reporting first hand.
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2010, 07:25:12 PM »
Sod Claritin, works out at about 50p per tablet IIRC. Get tablets from the Dr's, 30 tablets for ?7.20
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2010, 10:27:58 PM »
Doubt it's hayfever at this time of the year anyway MD.
Pollen p'raps, dunno?

Sound more like an allergy of some sort, not that I'm a quackter or expert on these matters like.
Been somewhere or done anything 'out of the ordinary' lately?

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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2010, 03:29:19 AM »
Best to leave it to nature Miss D, see here
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