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Offline Barman

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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #45 on: May 06, 2011, 07:30:31 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 06, 2011, 07:21:25 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 06, 2011, 04:56:25 AM
And one year, two days later, it's back

Oooh me throat, oooh me eyes, achoo, achoo, achoo. Now I've got to find the tablets...... achoo

All these greedy, profit-orientated bastards growing oilseed rape are responsible.  noooo:

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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #46 on: May 06, 2011, 05:26:22 PM »
Darwin called it right, I have oilseed rape on three sides of the house at the moment. Interestingly, on the fourth side they grow roofs. Well not actual roofs, but those living ones that the tree-huggers like... like
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #47 on: May 06, 2011, 05:29:26 PM »
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #48 on: May 06, 2011, 05:42:54 PM »
Sod Clarityn, I can get 30 tablets from the doctor for the same price of six from Boots etc
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #49 on: May 06, 2011, 09:31:37 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 06, 2011, 05:26:22 PM
Darwin called it right, I have oilseed rape on three sides of the house at the moment, you can see some of it in the background on this picture I posted t'other day





Interestingly, on the fourth side they grow roofs. Well not actual roofs, but those living ones that the tree-huggers like... like

Having clicked on the piccy to enlarge it all I can say is your lawn needs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mz0G0F-QfA
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #50 on: May 07, 2011, 05:31:11 AM »
The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)





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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #51 on: May 07, 2011, 06:48:18 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 07, 2011, 05:31:11 AM
The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)







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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #52 on: May 07, 2011, 07:36:18 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2011, 06:48:18 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 07, 2011, 05:31:11 AM
The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)







Hubba, hubba....  eyes:

BM expresses his admiration again
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #53 on: May 07, 2011, 08:37:08 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2011, 07:36:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2011, 06:48:18 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 07, 2011, 05:31:11 AM
The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)







Hubba, hubba....  eyes:

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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #54 on: May 07, 2011, 08:44:59 AM »
Those legs are scar free though  whistle:
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #55 on: May 07, 2011, 08:47:21 AM »
And the model has too much hair but you try Googling for a piccy for "Bald Man with scarred shins Flashing".  ::)
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #56 on: May 07, 2011, 08:49:07 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 07, 2011, 08:44:59 AM
Those legs are scar free though  whistle:

In the interview room - "Miss D, would you recognise the man if he flashed at you again?"

"oh yes, he had lovely shins"
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #57 on: May 07, 2011, 08:50:42 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 07, 2011, 08:49:07 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 07, 2011, 08:44:59 AM
Those legs are scar free though  whistle:

In the interview room - "Miss D, would you recognise the man if he flashed at you again?"

"oh yes, he had lovely shins"

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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #58 on: May 07, 2011, 09:05:49 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2011, 08:47:21 AM
And the model has too much hair but you try Googling for a piccy for "Bald Man with scarred shins Flashing".  ::)


I'm sure you must have a vast library of pictures to cover all eventualities  whistle:
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Re: Hayfever
« Reply #59 on: May 07, 2011, 09:07:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 07, 2011, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2011, 08:47:21 AM
And the model has too much hair but you try Googling for a piccy for "Bald Man with scarred shins Flashing".  ::)


I'm sure you must have a vast library of pictures to cover all eventualities  whistle:

Not of my shins hopefully....  noooo:
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