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Offline Nick

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Noise
« on: April 04, 2010, 05:24:50 PM »
The man upstairs has come home

He has a drumkit

He is playing it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Noise
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2010, 05:29:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 04, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
The man upstairs has come home

He has a drumkit

He is playing it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Prolly because you made so much noise when you stumbled in last night!  point:
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Re: Noise
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2010, 05:31:56 PM »
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Re: Noise
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2010, 05:35:30 PM »
You could send BM round with his guitar like....that'll show him  whistle:
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Re: Noise
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2010, 05:36:11 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 04, 2010, 05:35:30 PM
You could send BM round with his guitar like....that'll show him  whistle:

We could start a band up there like!  cloud9:
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Re: Noise
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2010, 08:35:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 04, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
The man upstairs has come home

He has a drumkit

He is playing it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He's lying.
He rang me and told me to listen to this so called racket whilst he held his mobby up to the ceiling.
I heard a tiny noise very briefly.

However, the neighbours wild wulf was barking his tits off! eeek:
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Re: Noise
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 08:33:31 PM »
Is he any good ? What sticks does he use? Can I do some drummer jokes ?
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Re: Noise
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2010, 07:27:01 AM »
Quote from: beerhead on April 05, 2010, 08:33:31 PM
Is he any good ? What sticks does he use? Can I do some drummer jokes ?

Off you go then...
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Re: Noise
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 02:28:37 PM »
OK, you asked for it.

1. What do call a drummer without a girlfriend ? Homeless

2. How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth

3. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information into it once

There are many more, there is a limit to how much bad taste I can dispense in one go.
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Re: Noise
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2010, 02:34:18 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on April 06, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
OK, you asked for it.

1. What do call a drummer without a girlfriend ? Homeless

2. How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth

3. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information into it once

There are many more, there is a limit to how much bad taste I can dispense in one go.

Mmmmm, yea, quite so. rubschin:

I'll patiently wait for the next batch for my further amusement and lung bursting laughter, with much and the mostest of greatest of anticipations. whistle:
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Re: Noise
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2010, 03:22:29 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on April 06, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
OK, you asked for it.

1. What do call a drummer without a girlfriend ? Homeless

2. How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth

3. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information into it once

There are many more, there is a limit to how much bad taste I can dispense in one go.

So, how long ago did you give up the sticks then...?  lol:
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Re: Noise
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2010, 05:18:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 04, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
The man upstairs has come home

He has a drumkit

He is playing it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Just switch on the microwave the next time he starts playing, I'm sure that the inevitable explosion would stop him playing and possibly scare him into moving elsewhere.  whistle:
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Re: Noise
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2010, 05:49:45 PM »
Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.

And never forget:The drums must never stop!
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Re: Noise
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2010, 06:43:33 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on April 06, 2010, 05:49:45 PM
Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.

And never forget:The drums must never stop!

Bass eh...?  rubschin:

I might get one of those next like....
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Re: Noise
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 07:50:35 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2010, 06:43:33 PM
Quote from: beerhead on April 06, 2010, 05:49:45 PM
Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.

And never forget:The drums must never stop!

Bass eh...?  rubschin:

I might get one of those next like....

Grandpa feeling his age is he?  point:
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