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Offline Baldy

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #165 on: July 04, 2013, 04:15:55 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 01:48:09 PM

I went to see a psychic last night.

She looked at me and said, "In five years time you will have 3 children."

"But I already have 4 children!" I laughed.

She said, "I know, leukaemia is a bastard."

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #166 on: July 11, 2013, 12:49:36 PM »
What's the hardest thing about fucking making love to a virgin?


























Wait for it . . . .























Putting the nappy back on afterwards!
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #167 on: July 11, 2013, 02:23:19 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 11, 2013, 12:49:36 PM
What's the hardest thing about fucking making love to a virgin?


























Wait for it . . . .























Putting the nappy back on afterwards!


 noooo: That has got to be the winner worst sickest joke ever ...... Shocked:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #168 on: July 11, 2013, 02:25:25 PM »
definte  noooo: noooo: noooo:  that one
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #169 on: August 07, 2013, 10:46:48 AM »

"Hang on a minute, I'm nearly there," I urged, tugging my cock. "Just go back over the part where he penetrates you anally and I'm done."

She paused a few moments, "You must be the worst rape counsellor ever...........
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #170 on: August 07, 2013, 11:21:08 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 10:46:48 AM

"Hang on a minute, I'm nearly there," I urged, tugging my cock. "Just go back over the part where he penetrates you anally and I'm done."

She paused a few moments, "You must be the worst rape counsellor ever...........

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #171 on: August 07, 2013, 11:25:00 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 10:46:48 AM

"Hang on a minute, I'm nearly there," I urged, tugging my cock. "Just go back over the part where he penetrates you anally and I'm done."

She paused a few moments, "You must be the worst rape counsellor ever...........

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #172 on: August 07, 2013, 03:22:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 10:46:48 AM

"Hang on a minute, I'm nearly there," I urged, tugging my cock. "Just go back over the part where he penetrates you anally and I'm done."

She paused a few moments, "You must be the worst rape counsellor ever...........

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #173 on: August 07, 2013, 06:54:39 PM »
Quote from: boogs on August 07, 2013, 03:22:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 10:46:48 AM

"Hang on a minute, I'm nearly there," I urged, tugging my cock. "Just go back over the part where he penetrates you anally and I'm done."

She paused a few moments, "You must be the worst rape counsellor ever...........

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #174 on: September 22, 2013, 02:48:32 PM »
When my down syndrome girlfriend is giving me a blow job she won't let me shoot my load in her mouth.

So I've started cumming on the windows and letting nature take its course.
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #175 on: September 22, 2013, 02:52:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2013, 02:48:32 PM
When my down syndrome girlfriend is giving me a blow job she won't let me shoot my load in her mouth.

So I've started cumming on the windows and letting nature take its course.

 ;D ;D redface:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #176 on: September 22, 2013, 05:09:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2013, 02:48:32 PM
When my down syndrome girlfriend is giving me a blow job she won't let me shoot my load in her mouth.

So I've started cumming on the windows and letting nature take its course.

Could be an AFFS.  rubschin:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #177 on: September 22, 2013, 05:11:17 PM »
Or just one of your memories  rubschin:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #178 on: September 22, 2013, 05:12:03 PM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #179 on: September 22, 2013, 05:15:53 PM »
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