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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #195 on: December 09, 2013, 03:28:52 AM »
My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela.

"Why's that, is he black?" I laughed

"No mate, he's dead."


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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #196 on: December 09, 2013, 06:52:37 AM »
My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela.

"Why's that, is he black?" I laughed

"No mate, he's dead."

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #197 on: December 09, 2013, 09:05:23 AM »
My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela.

"Why's that, is he black?" I laughed

"No mate, he's dead."

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #198 on: December 09, 2013, 10:46:40 AM »
My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela.

"Why's that, is he black?" I laughed

"No mate, he's dead."

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #199 on: February 10, 2014, 02:36:12 PM »
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?




Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle:


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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #200 on: February 10, 2014, 02:39:37 PM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #201 on: February 10, 2014, 03:15:02 PM »
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?




Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #202 on: February 10, 2014, 03:19:49 PM »
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?




Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle:

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Please don't tell LL why you are laughing .....I'll never get brekkie..... redface:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #203 on: February 10, 2014, 03:23:43 PM »
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?




Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle:

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Please don't tell LL why you are laughing .....I'll never get brekkie..... redface:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #204 on: February 10, 2014, 05:49:07 PM »
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?




Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle:

Foggy does not charge that much, although I think she has loyalty cards for most of her customers.  Thumbs:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #205 on: February 10, 2014, 06:22:34 PM »
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?




Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle:

Foggy does not charge that much, although I think she has loyalty cards for most of her customers.  Thumbs:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #206 on: February 10, 2014, 06:43:36 PM »
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?




Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle:

Foggy does not charge that much, although I think she has loyalty cards for most of her customers.  Thumbs:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #207 on: February 10, 2014, 07:47:30 PM »
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?




Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle:

Foggy does not charge that much, although I think she has loyalty cards for most of her customers.  Thumbs:

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Baldy Obviously Gets One Free.  rubschin:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #208 on: February 10, 2014, 08:06:33 PM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #209 on: February 22, 2014, 06:02:29 AM »
After a girl dies, what organ in her body stays warm longest............?????









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