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Offline Baldy

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2011, 10:14:51 AM »
Almost rang you earlier.

I was in Tesco and thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread.

Then I realised it said "Thick Cut".
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2011, 10:18:18 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #47 on: February 09, 2011, 08:15:42 PM »
Never buy a wig made of bum hair - it keeps blowing off.  eeek:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #48 on: February 09, 2011, 08:16:56 PM »
Tipsy IS a potty mouth  noooo:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2011, 05:13:09 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 09, 2011, 08:15:42 PM
Never buy a wig made of bum hair - it keeps blowing off.  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #50 on: February 10, 2011, 07:21:42 AM »
A man walks into a pub and asks the barman for a pint of anything but Stella.

"What's wrong with Stella?" Asks the barman.

"Well last night I bought 12 pints of Stella and I ended up fucking skint" says the man.

The barman says "Well if you bought 12 pints of any beer you would spend a lot!"

The man says "No, Skint is my Jack Russel!"
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #51 on: February 10, 2011, 07:23:12 AM »
Oh groan....  noooo:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #52 on: February 10, 2011, 11:38:31 PM »
Many men have nicknames for their cocks.

Mine was given to me by a girlfriend while she was giving me head.

She named it 'the impaler'.... yes the impaler.

Or at least that's what I thought she said!

It turns out she was asthmatic and it's my fault she died!
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #53 on: February 10, 2011, 11:41:27 PM »
 noooo:

Been there, done that  noooo:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #54 on: February 10, 2011, 11:45:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2011, 11:41:27 PM
noooo:

Been there, done that  noooo:

Cluedopoly:

Nick in the bedroom, with the pork polaris.

Double six!

I win and get the five quid prize money, lemonades are on me.  smile:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2011, 05:41:11 AM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #56 on: June 24, 2011, 01:30:45 PM »
Recession Beater!

Wife says to husband "If you cycle to work we could get rid of the 2nd car!"

Husband replies "If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face we could get rid of the nanny"
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #57 on: June 24, 2011, 01:33:37 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #58 on: June 24, 2011, 01:37:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2011, 01:33:37 PM
eeek:

That is why I had to search on this Gubberama to find a particular thread to post it.
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #59 on: June 24, 2011, 02:17:13 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 24, 2011, 01:30:45 PM
Recession Beater!

Wife says to husband "If you cycle to work we could get rid of the 2nd car!"

Husband replies "If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face we could get rid of the nanny"

 lol: lol: lol:
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