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Offline Baldy

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #75 on: August 05, 2011, 11:42:46 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 05, 2011, 08:34:15 PM
I found out 3 things yesterday;

1) I'm going to be a dad
2) I'm going to be an uncle
3) My sister is NOT on the pill

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #76 on: August 06, 2011, 10:12:41 AM »
Amy Whitehouse finds Michael Jackson wandering around the afterlife and asks
"hello Michael, were you looking for me"

"Go away" says Michael "I've been promised some Norwegian kids"
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #77 on: August 06, 2011, 12:44:42 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on August 06, 2011, 10:12:41 AM
Amy Whitehouse finds Michael Jackson wandering around the afterlife and asks
"hello Michael, were you looking for me"

"Go away" says Michael "I've been promised some Norwegian kids"

Think more likely George Best and Ollie Reed would be looking for Winehouse.....
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #78 on: August 06, 2011, 04:53:06 PM »
Apparently Miss Winehouse's ashes are going for £200/gramme
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #79 on: August 15, 2011, 11:28:27 PM »
Elton john is going to cover the Otis Reading classic

"sitting on the cock of a gay"
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #80 on: August 20, 2011, 03:50:32 PM »
Dear Santa
I don't need any presents this year, I already have lots of cool stuff

Love Leroy (aged 9)
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #81 on: August 20, 2011, 03:53:20 PM »
AFFS  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #82 on: August 20, 2011, 04:13:02 PM »
Tsk, tsk....  noooo:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #83 on: August 20, 2011, 06:38:03 PM »
I take it then that I have posted the worlds most offensive joke? surrender:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #84 on: August 21, 2011, 12:58:44 AM »
Quote from: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 06:38:03 PM
I take it then that I have posted the worlds most offensive joke? surrender:


Oh no ................
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #85 on: August 21, 2011, 05:38:38 AM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #86 on: August 21, 2011, 06:45:34 AM »
 redface: redface: redface: redface:oops that will teach me to read all the posts  char067 Jail:  noooo:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #87 on: August 21, 2011, 06:49:15 AM »
I told her time after time not to turn her head away at the end of a blow job. Did she listen? No. It went in one ear and out the other!! tunble:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #88 on: August 21, 2011, 06:51:54 AM »
 lol:

APC will buy that one off yer  whistle:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #89 on: August 21, 2011, 07:55:43 AM »
Quote from: bodiam on August 21, 2011, 06:49:15 AM
I told her time after time not to turn her head away at the end of a blow job. Did she listen? No. It went in one ear and out the other!! tunble:

 lol: lol: lol:
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