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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #60 on: June 24, 2011, 08:47:12 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 24, 2011, 01:30:45 PM
Recession Beater!

Wife says to husband "If you cycle to work we could get rid of the 2nd car!"

Husband replies "If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face we could get rid of the nanny"

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #61 on: June 24, 2011, 10:43:31 PM »
If you want bad ............

"I hate it when women shout things out during sex,
Like, "HELP!" "RAPE!" and "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SON!"



No offence to Katie Price...........
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #62 on: June 25, 2011, 06:59:04 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2011, 11:24:59 AM »
People say there is safety in numbers .............


Try telling that to 6 millions jews...............

(Jimmy Carr..)
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #64 on: July 10, 2011, 11:28:22 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2011, 11:24:59 AM
People say there is safety in numbers .............


Try telling that to 6 millions jews...............

(Jimmy Carr..)

 lol: lol: lol:

Your stand-up routine must be a belter!  eeek:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #65 on: July 10, 2011, 11:30:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2011, 11:28:22 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2011, 11:24:59 AM
People say there is safety in numbers .............


Try telling that to 6 millions jews...............

(Jimmy Carr..)

 lol: lol: lol:

Your stand-up routine must be a belter!  eeek:

So you think I should leave that one out for the kids parties then.... rubschin:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #66 on: July 10, 2011, 11:54:09 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2011, 11:30:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2011, 11:28:22 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2011, 11:24:59 AM
People say there is safety in numbers .............


Try telling that to 6 millions jews...............

(Jimmy Carr..)

 lol: lol: lol:

Your stand-up routine must be a belter!  eeek:

So you think I should leave that one out for the kids parties then.... rubschin:

Nah! They'll love it...  ;)
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #67 on: July 11, 2011, 12:02:24 AM »
Did it tonight ..............the bloke who complained ........then asked for some "darkie" jokes .........

You could not make it up if you tried ........... noooo:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #68 on: July 11, 2011, 11:13:25 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 11, 2011, 12:02:24 AM
Did it tonight ..............the bloke who complained ........then asked for some "darkie" jokes .........

You could not make it up if you tried ........... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #69 on: July 15, 2011, 09:08:31 PM »
Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"

"Well, why don't you ask your sister?"

"But I don't have a..."
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #70 on: July 16, 2011, 03:58:23 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2011, 09:08:31 PM
Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"

"Well, why don't you ask your sister?"

"But I don't have a..."

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 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #71 on: July 16, 2011, 05:38:28 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #72 on: July 18, 2011, 01:45:21 PM »
I told my wife that she has to buy me a Father's Day present.

I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarriage?
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #73 on: July 18, 2011, 01:49:17 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 18, 2011, 01:45:21 PM
I told my wife that she has to buy me a Father's Day present.

I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarriage?

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #74 on: August 05, 2011, 08:34:15 PM »
I found out 3 things yesterday;

1) I'm going to be a dad
2) I'm going to be an uncle
3) My sister is NOT on the pill
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