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Offline apc2010

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #90 on: October 06, 2012, 04:10:23 PM »

For my birthday my girlfriend let me have sex with her sister while she watched..

At first it i was a bit uncomfortable..

Those cots aren't really made for adults..........
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #91 on: October 06, 2012, 04:20:25 PM »
That's appalling.

It's also been copied and sent on :-)
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #92 on: October 06, 2012, 05:02:13 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #93 on: October 06, 2012, 08:02:25 PM »
Quiz question .....


I done a 5 mile run last weekend for children with cerebral palsy............ whistle:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #94 on: November 08, 2012, 06:55:16 PM »
After my mate was blinded in a car crash, I tried to put a positive spin on things.......



"Look on the bright side" I said. "The kids will be made up they're getting a dog for Christmas."
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #95 on: November 08, 2012, 06:58:47 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 08, 2012, 06:55:16 PM
After my mate was blinded in a car crash, I tried to put a positive spin on things.......



"Look on the bright side" I said. "The kids will be made up they're getting a dog for Christmas."

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #96 on: November 08, 2012, 07:08:20 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 08, 2012, 06:55:16 PM
After my mate was blinded in a car crash, I tried to put a positive spin on things.......



"Look on the bright side" I said. "The kids will be made up they're getting a dog for Christmas."

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #97 on: November 11, 2012, 08:48:58 PM »
My Grandad died in a prisoner of war camp in WW2.......






He tripped over his machine gun and fell out of the watch tower.  redface:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #98 on: November 12, 2012, 08:28:21 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on November 11, 2012, 08:48:58 PM
My Grandad died in a prisoner of war camp in WW2.......






He tripped over his machine gun and fell out of the watch tower.  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #99 on: December 22, 2012, 09:28:13 PM »
 There was an American kid crying, so I said to him "What's the matter?" and he replied "We were told we were going to read books today...


 But all we got were magazines"

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #100 on: December 23, 2012, 10:40:56 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 22, 2012, 09:28:13 PM
There was an American kid crying, so I said to him "What's the matter?" and he replied "We were told we were going to read books today...


 But all we got were magazines"

 redface:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #101 on: January 06, 2013, 02:27:35 PM »
Those Asians..........

first it was gangnam style............


now that gangrape style............. redface:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #102 on: March 16, 2013, 12:43:46 AM »
Heard one so bad today I cannot post it.......... noooo:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #103 on: March 16, 2013, 01:01:36 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 16, 2013, 12:43:46 AM
Heard one so bad today I cannot post it.......... noooo:
what a tease  ::)
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #104 on: March 16, 2013, 01:23:11 AM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 01:01:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 16, 2013, 12:43:46 AM
Heard one so bad today I cannot post it.......... noooo:
what a tease  ::)

I am not sure if it's funny or just shocking ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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