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Offline Steve

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #135 on: April 03, 2013, 12:20:30 PM »
They get worse/better, you pick


Mick Philpot's wife asked him to make the kids toast
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #136 on: April 03, 2013, 12:21:44 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 03, 2013, 12:20:30 PM
They get worse/better, you pick


Mick Philpot's wife asked him to make the kids toast

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #137 on: April 03, 2013, 12:22:08 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 03, 2013, 12:20:30 PM
They get worse/better, you pick


Mick Philpot's wife asked him to make the kids toast

 ;D ;D :thumbsup:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #138 on: April 03, 2013, 01:22:22 PM »

What? WHAT?
Disgraceful!
Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those.

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #139 on: April 04, 2013, 03:08:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2013, 01:22:22 PM

What? WHAT?
Disgraceful!
Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those.



Philpott has put on a bit of weight there.

Still, once he is sent down, spilling a gallon of unleaded in his passage will be the least of his worries.
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #140 on: April 04, 2013, 03:11:12 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2013, 03:08:43 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2013, 01:22:22 PM

What? WHAT?
Disgraceful!
Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those.



Philpott has put on a bit of weight there.

Still, once he is sent down, spilling a gallon of unleaded in his passage will be the least of his worries.

Indeed, once he's inside, they'll be inside faster than he can say "where's the soap?"

He'll have a passage you could build a house in . . . .
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #141 on: April 04, 2013, 03:24:08 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 04, 2013, 03:11:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2013, 03:08:43 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2013, 01:22:22 PM

What? WHAT?
Disgraceful!
Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those.



Philpott has put on a bit of weight there.

Still, once he is sent down, spilling a gallon of unleaded in his passage will be the least of his worries.

Indeed, once he's inside, they'll be inside faster than he can say "where's the soap?"

He'll have a passage you could build a house in . . . .

Worserer than that I would hope...
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #142 on: April 04, 2013, 03:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2013, 03:24:08 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 04, 2013, 03:11:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2013, 03:08:43 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2013, 01:22:22 PM

What? WHAT?
Disgraceful!
Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those.



Philpott has put on a bit of weight there.

Still, once he is sent down, spilling a gallon of unleaded in his passage will be the least of his worries.

Indeed, once he's inside, they'll be inside faster than he can say "where's the soap?"

He'll have a passage you could build a house in . . . .

Worserer than that I would hope...

Quite probably. May even be able to get a job as a sword swallower when he's eventually released (probably in a couple of years - and yes, I know they said a minimum of 15 years, but they say a lot that doesn't come true)

Cynical? Moi? Jamais! I have a PhD in both Pure and Applied Cynicism I'll have you know!
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #143 on: April 04, 2013, 03:31:15 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 04, 2013, 03:27:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2013, 03:24:08 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 04, 2013, 03:11:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2013, 03:08:43 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2013, 01:22:22 PM

What? WHAT?
Disgraceful!
Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those.



Philpott has put on a bit of weight there.

Still, once he is sent down, spilling a gallon of unleaded in his passage will be the least of his worries.

Indeed, once he's inside, they'll be inside faster than he can say "where's the soap?"

He'll have a passage you could build a house in . . . .

Worserer than that I would hope...

Quite probably. May even be able to get a job as a sword swallower when he's eventually released (probably in a couple of years - and yes, I know they said a minimum of 15 years, but they say a lot that doesn't come true)

Cynical? Moi? Jamais! I have a PhD in both Pure and Applied Cynicism I'll have you know!

[serious] I simply cannot comprehend why you would even consider releasing such a person under any circumstances whatsoever... ever...   noooo: [/serious]
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #144 on: April 04, 2013, 03:43:04 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2013, 03:31:15 PM
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[serious] I simply cannot comprehend why you would even consider releasing such a person under any circumstances whatsoever... ever...   noooo: [/serious]
Quite

After that first offence of double attempted murder they should have thrown away the key.

Have to say I thought they were too harsh on that terrified dimwit wife of his [/serious]
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #145 on: April 04, 2013, 08:57:09 PM »
A chap that rented a house from me was a prison officer in the UK. Ian Huntley was 'under their care'.....an easy ride he did not get aledgely. whistle:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #146 on: April 04, 2013, 10:24:16 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2013, 08:57:09 PM
A chap that rented a house from me was a prison officer in the UK. Ian Huntley was 'under their care'.....an easy ride he did not get aledgely. whistle:

After the 1st two........ redface: redface:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #147 on: April 05, 2013, 04:54:37 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2013, 08:57:09 PM
A chap that rented a house from me was a prison officer in the UK. Ian Huntley was 'under their care'.....an easy ride he did not get aledgely. whistle:

Excellent!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #148 on: April 12, 2013, 07:51:31 PM »

My dad taught me how to masturbate properly............

I was seventeen before I realised I could use my own hand...........


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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #149 on: April 13, 2013, 04:33:33 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 07:51:31 PM

My dad taught me how to masturbate properly............

I was seventeen before I realised I could use my own hand...........


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