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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #150 on: April 13, 2013, 11:10:07 AM »
Might be an AFFS but.....

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat.....

The wheelchair. redface:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #151 on: April 13, 2013, 11:11:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 13, 2013, 11:10:07 AM
Might be an AFFS but.....

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat.....

The wheelchair. redface:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #152 on: April 22, 2013, 03:33:55 AM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #153 on: April 22, 2013, 07:54:13 AM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #154 on: April 22, 2013, 10:14:16 AM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #155 on: April 22, 2013, 01:56:40 PM »
I have used a few of them........ Thumbs:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #156 on: April 24, 2013, 11:11:56 AM »
I finally confided in the doctor. "Doc," I said. "I have this irresistible urge to come in my daughter's face."







"For fuck's sake, Mr Smith," he said, "I've told you: you're only here to identify the body................


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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #157 on: April 24, 2013, 11:28:15 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 24, 2013, 11:11:56 AM
I finally confided in the doctor. "Doc," I said. "I have this irresistible urge to come in my daughter's face."







"For fuck's sake, Mr Smith," he said, "I've told you: you're only here to identify the body................

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #158 on: April 24, 2013, 12:10:16 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 24, 2013, 11:11:56 AM
I finally confided in the doctor. "Doc," I said. "I have this irresistible urge to come in my daughter's face."







"For fuck's sake, Mr Smith," he said, "I've told you: you're only here to identify the body................

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #159 on: June 01, 2013, 10:41:29 AM »
"Hi there caller, you're through to Babestation. What's your name, sexy?"

"Michael. My name's Michael."

"Nice name. My dad's called Michael."

"Yeah, I kn... err, rub your tits a bit more for me, please."
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #160 on: June 01, 2013, 10:55:41 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2013, 10:41:29 AM
"Hi there caller, you're through to Babestation. What's your name, sexy?"

"Michael. My name's Michael."

"Nice name. My dad's called Michael."

"Yeah, I kn... err, rub your tits a bit more for me, please."

AFFS  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #161 on: June 01, 2013, 10:57:05 AM »
Quote from: boogs on June 01, 2013, 10:55:41 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2013, 10:41:29 AM
"Hi there caller, you're through to Babestation. What's your name, sexy?"

"Michael. My name's Michael."

"Nice name. My dad's called Michael."

"Yeah, I kn... err, rub your tits a bit more for me, please."

AFFS  lol: lol: lol:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #162 on: June 01, 2013, 02:09:03 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2013, 10:41:29 AM
"Hi there caller, you're through to Babestation. What's your name, sexy?"

"Michael. My name's Michael."

"Nice name. My dad's called Michael."

"Yeah, I kn... err, rub your tits a bit more for me, please."

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #163 on: July 04, 2013, 01:48:09 PM »

I went to see a psychic last night.

She looked at me and said, "In five years time you will have 3 children."

"But I already have 4 children!" I laughed.

She said, "I know, leukaemia is a bastard."
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #164 on: July 04, 2013, 01:55:29 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 01:48:09 PM

I went to see a psychic last night.

She looked at me and said, "In five years time you will have 3 children."

"But I already have 4 children!" I laughed.

She said, "I know, leukaemia is a bastard."

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