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Offline Barman

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #180 on: September 22, 2013, 05:18:30 PM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #181 on: October 10, 2013, 12:07:59 PM »
They say that masturbation ruins your eyesight.

It must be true, I can't tell if they're skipping or playing hopscotch....
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #182 on: October 10, 2013, 12:10:23 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 10, 2013, 12:07:59 PM
They say that masturbation ruins your eyesight.

It must be true, I can't tell if they're skipping or playing hopscotch....

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #183 on: October 10, 2013, 12:20:52 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 10, 2013, 12:07:59 PM
They say that masturbation ruins your eyesight.

It must be true, I can't tell if they're skipping or playing hopscotch....

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #184 on: November 10, 2013, 08:55:29 PM »
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks..............









 Because she died. 6 weeks ago............
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #185 on: November 10, 2013, 08:57:30 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 10, 2013, 08:55:29 PM
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks..............









 Because she died. 6 weeks ago............

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #186 on: November 10, 2013, 08:59:20 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 10, 2013, 08:55:29 PM
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks..............









 Because she died. 6 weeks ago............

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #187 on: November 10, 2013, 09:05:24 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 10, 2013, 08:55:29 PM
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks..............









 Because she died. 6 weeks ago............

Well I will larf at it.  lol:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #188 on: November 10, 2013, 09:06:34 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on November 10, 2013, 09:05:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 10, 2013, 08:55:29 PM
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks..............









 Because she died. 6 weeks ago............

Well I will larf at it.  lol:

Did you know her...?
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #189 on: November 10, 2013, 09:11:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2013, 09:06:34 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 10, 2013, 09:05:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 10, 2013, 08:55:29 PM
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks..............









 Because she died. 6 weeks ago............

Well I will larf at it.  lol:

Did you know her...?

Foggy.  cloud9: .......How old was she?  rubschin:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #190 on: November 10, 2013, 09:39:44 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on November 10, 2013, 09:05:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 10, 2013, 08:55:29 PM
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks..............









 Because she died. 6 weeks ago............

Well I will larf at it.  lol:
same here   lol: lol:


but  redface: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #191 on: December 02, 2013, 10:11:55 PM »
Whats more bent than Tom Daley?

Paul Walker's spine......... whistle:
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #192 on: December 03, 2013, 07:31:22 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 02, 2013, 10:11:55 PM
Whats more bent than Tom Daley?

Paul Walker's spine......... whistle:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #193 on: December 03, 2013, 07:43:50 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 02, 2013, 10:11:55 PM
Whats more bent than Tom Daley?

Paul Walker's spine......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #194 on: December 09, 2013, 01:16:24 AM »
My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela.

"Why's that, is he black?" I laughed

"No mate, he's dead."
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